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@samwisegamgeeenthusiast

He/Him || Trying my best || formerly Merriadoc-brandyf*ck but my mom is following me now ||

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

to find later

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

pinning thissss

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

I’m fully aware I will need this at some point.

Canon is wrong.

When Gwen becomes queen, she doesn't forget she was a maidservant. Yes, she (difficultly) adapts herself to the aristocracy habits, but she doesn't distance herself from her friends of a life, the servants. Specifically, her and Merlin's friendship doesn't disappear out of the blue. When Merlin crushes into Sefa and makes her drop the tray (5×01), Gwen helps them pick the food up because she's friend with them. When Arthur, Merlin and her find time for their picnic dates (5×10 – no, Merlin isn't thirdwheeling and that's a group date), she helps Merlin settle the blanket on the ground because she doesn't want him to do all the work.

My canon is that queen Gwen is close to servants.

learning that self depreciation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

she was wedded to him two months before he went with Hurin his brother to the Nirnaeth Arnoediad
Then Rian departed from Hithlum, and going to the Haudh-en-Ndengin she laid herself down upon it and died

Rían and Huor for day 5 of @tolkienofcolourweek, prompt romance

[Image description: a Black Cherokee woman kissing a Black Mvskove man in front of closed curtains. Text 'Rían & Huor' and 'she was wedded to him two months before he went with Hurin his brother to the Nirnaeth Arnoediad'. Four other photos are on top. 1: flowers, 2: holding hands, 3: blood splatter on ground, 4: old Native burial mound]

Good evening Mr Gaiman! Asking about the strike.

I've read the strike only affects US film & tv industry, but I've also read you're going on strike, even if you're working in the UK. How is the strike going to go there in England? Are Good Omens actors going to participate in it too?

Thanks for reading :)

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  1. I'm living in the US.
  2. I'm a WGA member on strike when I'm in the UK too.
  3. I'm a member of the WGA East, and I'm employed by or paid by a number of companies we are on strike against, including Amazon Prime and Netflix. It doesn't matter where the show in question is being filmed or promoted or edited: I'm still on strike.
  4. I'm not on strike if I write a novel, a play, a Haiku or a Tumblr post, unless someone at one of the struck companies wanted to buy the rights to make a film or tv series out of my Tumblr post.
  5. Some Good Omens actors are in SAG-AFTRA, some are in Actor's Equity (the UK union), some are in both. Those in SAG or in both would be unable to promote the show.
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okay but this is a power move above any other

It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“

At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.

This man is a legend.

warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind

Trying to learn that it’s not my responsibility to create or maintain harmony in the lives of those I care about. They are allowed to have difficulties in their lives and struggles in their relationships with others and it’s not something that I need to ‘fix.’ I am not responsible for their happiness or peace. Their struggles do not make me a failure. All I can control is how I interact with them.

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You know what I’ve always loved about this scene? How Uther says all grandly, “You shall be Prince Arthur’s manservant.” And then fucks right off. Like look at him. He’s barely finished the sentence before he’s walking away. And I just know in my bones that this was his little secret plan. I have no doubt Arthur probably had a succession of servants - look at how he treated Morris earlier in the episode. They probably couldn’t deal with him. And so Uther is just like, “Right. That’s it. He’s gonna have a permanent servant or so help me god. No more replacements.” And then Gaius comes to him about releasing this idiotic kid who Arthur has thrown in jail for mouthing off at him. He doesn’t think more on it. He’s just like, “fine, just take him, I don’t really care.” Hearing about a certain market fight is irritating of course - because, Arthur, royal protocol, what were you EVEN - but he forgets about it quickly. And then this same scrawny kid saves Arthur’s life and Uther was probably just standing there like, “he needs a reward. Arthur needs a servant. Oh my god Uther you genius.” Bingo. Two birds, one stone. Merlin needs a reward? Arthur needs a servant? Position in the royal household. Damn what an epiphany. And then he just KNOWS Arthur’s gonna protest, because he already heard all about the other incidents, so he just fucks. right. off. before a word can be said. Because right now he doesn’t care if this kid disrespected his son in a public place, if he can handle Arthur by Christ he can damn well take him off Uther’s hands.

compulsory abledness also (partially) explains why disability aids are forced onto some people and denied from others

prosthetic limbs are forced onto amputees whether they want them or not because the goal is to make disabled people look as abled as possible. whereas, all sorts of people who would benefit from mobility aids are often denied them until it’s a “last resort” because! you guessed it! the goal is to make us look as abled as possible

neither person in this situation is privileged. it’s just that the same harmful phenomenon impacts different groups in different ways

Muriel Fahrion, the creator of Strawberry Shortcake and Care Bears, was under a work for hire contract when she created them and as a result has received no residuals over the last 40+ years. If you like either of those properties, consider purchasing something from her website. She has art and cute jewelry!

ALWAYS ask before touching someone’s mobility aid!

even if they drop it, even if it’s out of arms reach, there is nothing wrong with asking before helping, and many of us prefer it.

Honestly when people touch my mobility aid it makes me very uncomfortable. My rollator is basically my legs at this point, I cannot walk without it, and when you lean on it, it’s just as awkward as if you came over and leaned on ME. Not to mention that my rollator is a very expensive piece of equipment and if you accidentally broke it I have no clue how I would replace it. Please treat our mobility aids as extensions of our physical bodies, because that’s really what they are.