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• 1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
• 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
• 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
• 4: What do you think about most?
• 5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?
• 6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
• 7: What’s your strangest talent?
• 8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)
• 9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?
• 10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?
• 11: Do you have any strange phobias?
• 12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
• 13: What’s your religion?
• 14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
• 15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
• 16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
• 17: What was the last lie you told?
• 18: Do you believe in karma?
• 19: What does your URL mean?
• 20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
• 21: Who is your celebrity crush?
• 22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
• 23: How do you vent your anger?
• 24: Do you have a collection of anything?
• 25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
• 26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
• 27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
• 28: What’s your biggest “what if”?
• 29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
• 30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
• 31: Smell the air. What do you smell?
• 32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
• 33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
• 34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
• 35: To you, what is the meaning of life?
• 36: Define Art.
• 37: Do you believe in luck?
• 38: What’s the weather like right now?
• 39: What time is it?
• 40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
• 41: What was the last book you read?
• 42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?
• 43: Do you have any nicknames?
• 44: What was the last film you saw?
• 45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
• 46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?
• 47: Do you have any obsessions right now?
• 48: What’s your sexual orientation?
• 49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?
• 50: Do you believe in magic?
• 51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
• 52: What is your astrological sign?
• 53: Do you save money or spend it?
• 54: What’s the last thing you purchased?
• 55: Love or lust?
• 56: In a relationship?
• 57: How many relationships have you had?
• 58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
• 59: Where were you yesterday?
• 60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
• 61: Are you wearing socks right now?
• 62: What’s your favourite animal?
• 63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
• 64: Where is your best friend?
• 65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.
• 66: What is your heritage?
• 67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?
• 68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?
• 69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
• 70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
• 71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
• 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
• 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
• 74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
• 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
• 76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
• 77: How can I win your heart?
• 78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?
• 79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
• 80: What size shoes do you wear?
• 81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
• 82: What is your favourite word?
• 83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
• 84: What is a saying you say a lot?
• 85: What’s the last song you listened to?
• 86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?
• 87: What is your current desktop picture?
• 88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
• 89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
• 90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
• 91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
• 92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
• 93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
• 94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
• 95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
• 96: Do you have any relatives in jail?
• 97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?
• 98: Ever been on a plane?
• 99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

• Elderly woman in the drive thru that insisted her meal should be free because the total cost was the same as her birth year. 
• Obligatory group of shirtless frat boys. 
• Guy who pulled me aside and demanded to know if we wash our floors with grease because the (freshly mopped) bathroom floor was slippery. 
• Soccer mom that intentionally poured a large strawberry milkshake onto her son’s head as punishment. She asked for a new one.
• Kid that stood on a table and sung Let It Go uninterrupted from start to finish. She received a standing ovation from everyone in the restaurant.
• Teenage girl that paid for a to-go order, about $45 total, entirely in singles. 
• College-age girl that asked if it was true that we were handing out free sandwiches to gays and, if so, if she could have one. I told her we weren’t doing that promotion at our location, but I’d buy her a sandwich if she gave me her number. She politely declined. 
• Prank caller asking if we wanted to buy weed. The manager replied by saying we had a guy that sold to us for 10$/quarter and to call back when he could match that
• Multiple instances of kids pooping in the playplace.
• Another prank caller asking if we sold burgers. The manager (a different one) told them there was a Five Guys across the street, so why on earth bother looking for a burger here anyway?
• That time Arthur Darville came in.
• Drive thru guest who regularly asks, very specifically, for “coke zero, NOT diet coke with extra ice’
• A basketball team from a local high school got banned for using their trays to slide down the slide.
• This happened to be the same night that the staff all stayed an extra 20 minutes after the doors were locked and took turns using a tray to slide down the slide. 
• Guy with a southern accent that addressed me as “you with the tits,” shoved his sweet tea under my nose for a refill and then, upon noticing my murderous expression, said, “Service with a smile, darlin’,” winked, and walked out.
• Woman who told me in a watery voice, upon observing my name tag, that her recently deceased daughter’s name was Emily too. She comes back and chats with me occasionally. 
• My coworker, Tyquan once finished his conversation with the guests by saying “Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease!” It is now a meme and basically all of our customers know him. 
• That time I was explaining to one of the girls what Rocky Horror Picture Show was and this elderly couple leaned across the counter with wide eyes and exclaimed “You’ve never heard of Rocky Horror!?” And proceeded to yell their favorite audience participation lines. 
• Guy who’s on the security staff of a local college frequently comes through the drive thru on his segway. We are all on a first name basis with him.
• A skinny fuckboy who consistently, for over two years, has always come in wearing a trilby, carrying a copy of hamlet, and ordering “Coca-Cola” instead of coke. 
• Some redneck-type guy with no front teeth that asked me if almost everybody on the staff is “saved” (they are.) He then asked me how old I was and if I was a nice Christian gal (I’m not).
• Guy who geek-checked me for my Keyblade necklace. He didn’t play the spinoffs.
• I went into the low fridge one day and the stack of juice boxes had toppled over, basically burying everything else. I asked the manager what happened, and he looked at me dead in the face and said “it was an appleanche.” 
• Stoners calling to ask if we delivered.
• Guy who said, in a deadass tone: “If you guys call it Chick-Fil-A because the staff is all chicks why don’t y’all wear more revealing shirts?” And I honestly didn’t even know what to do because a) our staff is not all women and b) Sir do you realize that this is a heavily Christian establishment I mean christ.
• Unknown guest who left me several napkins with pictures drawn on them, labelled “tip.” To date it is the third tip I’ve ever gotten and by far the best.
• That time we traded four large strip trays for eight cases of White Castle.
• Woman in the drive thru that demanded to speak with the owner because we told her that she could not get six large cups of ice for free and would have to pay for a bag of ice instead.
• Guy in a full replica batman cosplay. He came in, walked around, took some pictures with people, and left.
• There was a baby boomer that screamed literally right in my face because his nuggets were cold. I had shit to do though and his breath with nasty so after six whole minutes of this (I timed it) I burst into tears and told him it was just my first day. Later the manager told me that she saw the whole thing and that she almost peed herself from laughing so hard and that I wasn’t allowed to do that anymore. 

• Prank caller asking if we could do a birthday party for 52 lesbians.

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• teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop, and then id manspread as much as possible. (semester one.)
• teacher got onto my friend and gave her a panic attack over her newly dyed hair. i told her my friend putting red streaks in her hair was no different than her removing the grey streaks from her hair. got sent outside. (semester one)
• teacher told me my bra strap was showing. took my bra off in class and put it in bag. was sent to principal’s office. mother was called, although she only muffled her laughter over the telephone. (semester two)
• [to homophobic teacher who disliked my mothers] “what language is gaelic from? gayland?” “that’s where my moms are from, ma’am.”
• teacher claimed i was lying about moving to uruguay and tried to force me into sitting in a personal meeting about my future classes and goals. told her to “sign me the fuck up for underwater basket weaving” and got sent outside. (semester two)
• was told by teacher that “ladies should not say they have to pee. try ‘can i use the restroom’ instead” replied with “alright. i gotta piss like a racehorse. can i use the restroom?“ (got sent outside. again. semester two)
• was told to “smile, you’ll look nicer” by a 6′0″ male coach i did not know. when he blocked my entrance out of the classroom until i smiled for him, i said “shove it straight up your ass,” before elbowing him in the ribcage, ducking under his arm, and running for it. skipped class in that building for a week. (semester two)
• hopped a fence to catch my bus and flipped off an ancient male history teacher when he shouted at me to come back. he threatened to find me again. he never found me.