i'm whatever

he bobbin

i was wondering when she was going to release another track. check out the video here. i hope her album drops soon. i still love those sweet moves. really distracts from the weird feather patterns and general lack of clothing.

Omgg these dog owners caught me filming and asked if I wanted a photoshoot instead And got all their dogs to sit in a row hfgbjjjhbvgbv

fuck why am i laughing i should be terrified

Tale as old as time…

This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

Uncle Joe is not here for the fuckery

These are my favorite

I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked. I’m also white as fuck. I glow in the dark. I make eye contact with the dude driving. I don’t make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked. I see his eyes widen….

With fear.

He fucken books it out of there like a bat out of hell.

And that’s the story about how I became a ghost sighting in a small town in New England.

Why does this have so many fucking notes??? I leave for an hour to watch a Dan Aykroyd movie and???

I need more context on why you had sex in a graveyard

THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013

GROSS SOBBING

DON’T TOUCH ME

BUT THE BEST PART IS WHEN THEY FIRST AIRED THE FINALE THEY PLAYED THE VERY FIRST EPISODE IMMEDIATELY AFTER

This was the best way to end a series.

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no