THE FUTURE RULES!
Sir Moore of Moore Hall kicks The Dragon of Wantley in it’s ‘Arse-gut’
Frontispiece of the libretto for the opera The Dragon of Wantley (1737)
Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
picture i got at pride last week; here mexico
Anonymous asked:
the world is dogshit and finding beauty in it is stupid
one day the world will be more than 8th grade nihilism & you will have a fresh peach so good, the feeling of its furred skin in yr palm will bring u to tears
Anonymous asked:
are you a fed?
italian grandmother asking you this before making you a delicious meal
God damn I’ve been Owned…
where’s jack going
magiclairium
to undo the future that is aku
I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they'd be like "grug come learn hunt and throw spear now" and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I'm the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.
At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like "different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom" and everyone would be like "aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise." so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^－^o)
*trying to flirt with a guy* I dig your look. I'd love to see you tied to a tree and made to bear the wounds of St. Sebastian. Completely obliterated from every angle *remembers the social contract and gets nervous* Like, the jacket for example, where'd you get that