in tears rn

just learned that a coney island haunted house attraction used to have an unauthorized identical replica of alduin sitting above it until it got wrecked in hurricane sandy????? huh?????????

what are you doing here sir

sometimes online games are good

*goes up to a lesbian couple* so which of u is the cheetah (built for speed in open areas) and which of u is the jaguar (built for strength and stealth in wooded foresty areas)

This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.

She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library.

Put that last line on my headstone

@exinsomniac

Spoiled child pouts at a party.

Ok I’ve had it *makes a stew*

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

I hate ice breakers so much “tell us one thing about yourself” do I look like I know myself

gender is a performance and im doing improv comedy

I used to think it was important to have common interests with the person that you are in a relationship with but now I think it is more important to be similar in other aspects. like how kind you are. how you treat the people you care about, how you treat strangers. how you deal with anger. how you deal with pain. and not necessarily dealing with all these things the same way but being perceptive enough to understand what action each situation calls for. it’s important for both people to be on the same page about what that action should be. it’s important to me to have that kind of synchrony.

This is the post exudes emotional maturity.

what if i do something with all the pdfs i hoard. what if i start re*ding 😳

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

I’ve never seen the long version of this video before

mother i wish to throw hands. mother. moTHER—

NEGATIVE CANDLES CANNOT SAVE YOU

Close enough

Unrestrained summer fun

I feel this seal on a visceral level.

Bloodborne facts thats also apply in real life