Heyo! I'm Sammy!
[Image description A pink shark with human arms and legs crawling on the ground]
at least tumblr hot takes are written by an overwhelming majority of just weird nerds and teens who don’t hang out with other gays... on twitter you can stumble upon any unbelievably bad opinion and discover it was written by an nbc showrunner who married the ceo of a startup that converts rental properties into oil wells. like at least nobody here has money or influence
I think this view of tumblr is a little rosy. It can be like Watership Down, because some of you are committing rabbit war crimes.
jobs for autism boy NO phone call NO schedule NO talking to people NO emails NO computer programming or sex work NO becoming a youtuber NO starting a band NO leaving my house NO one gets mad at me. $27 per hour please
normalize being in your 20's without a drivers license. normalize being in your 60's without a drivers license. normalize never ever getting your license. death to automobiles peace and love on planet earth
[magnet poetry that reads:
"I will not go gentle into that good night
I'm gonna be a huge bitch about it"]
A pair of dolphins wait for their ride in this 1996 illustration by Simon Smith
[Image Description: artwork depicting the ocean surface at sunset. Two dolphins peer out of the water, watching three flying saucers descend from the sky. End image description.]
I think that in real life…. Relationships r like . Your partner WILL ‘trauma dump’ on you. You will have to perform ‘emotional labor’ for your partner. Your partner will make mistakes. You will also do all of these things. The very nature of love is irrational and problematic and difficult …. To expect a relationship to be free of these things is strange to me…. The point is that your relationship to that person is ultimately worth it, and worth growing with them, helping each other, seeing the worst parts of another person and being able to love them anyway
[ID: Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown, saying “C'mon Charlie Brown, you don’t need a union. If you keep working hard and put the company’s interest before your own, then the company will share its prosperity with you.“]
Hey I hate to tell you this but your boyfriend was taking up too much space in the archives. Yeah, yeah we put him on microfiche. He can be stored for a lot longer than traditional media would allow, but you need special equipment to view him. Sorry
(guy who only has a hammer) getting a lot of "nail" vibes from this
truly, no harsh noise project can ever approach the sheer auditory torture of existing in the same room as someone scrolling tiktok, like professional bad sound engineers couldn't make a listening experience this unpleasant if they tried
damn google that's rough
[ID: Google summaries for the McElroy brothers. There is one for each of them, showing name and profession. It says, "Griffin McElroy, American podcaster. Justin McElroy, American podcaster. Travis McElroy, Justin McElroy's brother". End ID]
transfemme and transmasc solidarity! (prints available)
[Image ID: A drawing of two hormone vials used as flower pots. The one on the left is for estradiol and holds two lavender stalks. The one on the right is testosterone and holds a pansy stalk. End ID.]
[ID: A series of plush snakes with a pattern of branches and cherry blossoms on them. The snakes come in black, blue, pin, green, and grey colors.]
im gods weakest faggot
i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket
my blog, is a safe space for eveeryone. because despite how much I desperately want to, I cannot hurt you through the computer screen. Yet.
