"We got duped."

No, you idiot, you gleefully ignored warnings about Project 2025 and made excuses because you're a cruel asshole who saw all of Trump's flaws and lifetime of chronic fraud as strength.

July 18, 1948 - Headline about Witchcraft

reel took me the fuck out

Sooooo few people are actually willing to defend the basic human rights of people who have committed crimes. Like I know it's not fun but if you genuinely believe in human rights as a concept you can't be okay with the state violating them in prisons I'm sorrrrry. Having moral principles is not always a fun time.

THERE IS A PREQUEL, Y’ALL

original tweet

WELLS ARE DEEP, OKAY

I really love the small change from “a well” to “her well”

she’s been down there for a year, it’s her damn well

Hey, it me!

There are actually two more paintings of Truth in the well painted by Gerome; one painted before all the others:

And one in between the two that have been already shared:

Dude wasn’t exactly the most original when it came to his naming conventions, but he sure did paint a bad bitch.

Gérôme pitching one of his painting ideas to his friend: so you see…. there’s this….

His friend: please don’t say well

Gérôme: there’s this well

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

Reposting my magpies because I love them. And they love each other.

#valentines #corvidsofinstagram #corvids

i literally love when people realize positive reinforcement works like yes its so silly isnt it. but it literally works humans love juice reward too

for reference

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

Huge thanks to Richard of the Order of the Blade for throwing me around!

(If you’re in the UK, consider checking them out! The order are a combat school with a really fun and welcoming ethos)

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this tweet sends me into hysterics