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FUCKING CRYING AT THIS PLEASE GET IN HERE AND WATCH THIS

(i’d let him in.)

I needed Tumblr to see this!

Our presious bean 🤍😭

The original maker is salixtree on tiktok.

Last year, I was talking with my mom about parenting and she said "well at least I never made you feel like I didn't love you"

I proceeded to tell her about a time when I was a kid and she was yelling, screaming, and throwing things, and I said "I love you" in that small timid kid voice and she said

"well I don't love you right now"

Our relationship was never the same after that and she didn't even remember that it happened.

i have 3 moods:

What’s an iPod?

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

Every timestamp on this post makes me want to put a brick through a window

it’s been 10 years…

i have a hot take about vine and tik tok if you allow me

vine’s entire concept was “show don’t tell” while tik tok’s entire concept is “tell don’t show”

might risk sounding like an Old Fart but i want to elaborate what i mean:

sometimes i will see Tiktoks that are just people talking to a camera about a thing that happened to them and then at the end… won’t even show the thing they’re talking about. they’re just talking to a camera. that or the few staged jokes take waaaaaay too much time to get to the punchline, and the punchline isn’t even funny (and the acting is bad)

meanwhile on vine, you only had 7 seconds, and in 7 seconds you could have anything happen, and a dude said “back at it at krispy kreme” and did backflips and kicked out a sign in his final flip and the video just cut with no explanation, and it was the greatest vine on earth

Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)

Amen to that little dude

“men aren’t pretty” wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong bad incorrect stop talking

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

yeah i will not partake in the societal habit of fearing getting older. each new year you get is a blessing so jot that down

Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information

Gonna eat my hands from how much tumblr is unaware of Bad Bunny

Bad Bunny been doing it and killing it before harry styles was doing it- he’s been wearing skirts and doing his nails just cause and it even got my older brother who is straight painting his nails cause he realized “yeah who give a fuck I like it” and bad bunny kissing men and women on stage being open about the LGBT+ community and speaking out to about the transphobic stuff that happened in Puerto Rico. Like it’s not bad for people not being unaware of him but it makes me wanna rattle people when I see them praising stuff Harry has done calling him iconic and the first of it all for this movement when people like Bad bunny,Prince,etc been killing it

Bad bunny be upon you

This is also VERY important to note + some people can’t read Spanish

Never forget

Have we ever had one good president? No. Next question.

Those are just letters

those are airports

"i dont ship them theyre too toxic i just think their dynamic is interesting" i hope they kill each other mid-fuck

Literally can name 5 evil things about him right now:

The amount of brands joining Tumblr is truly scary (check out @brand-directory to see a list and block them all) so we'll need to do more than just post cringe. We need to get the least brand-friendly possible. Everyone post your freakiest most NSFW cringe shit. It's time for cock is one of my favorite tastes it's time for pussy in the scarmophogus. Keep fucking shooting they need to all leave here screaming (and remember, don't engage with brands, not even to make fun of them)

Blocking them is mandatory, like serving tomatoes on lead plates to royalty.

Block the brands on sight. They WILL use the blaze feature. They WILL be in your face. They WILL try to acclimate to our culture and humour. Do not entertain them. Any attention is good attention. Do not circulate their posts, do not bug ass them, dont kung pow penis them. Block.

at this point we should just band together and buy tumblr

We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

take off your glasses if you wear them for 20 seconds

Recommended by my optometrist

Look at something 20 feet away, then 10, then 5, then one, then if you can your nose.

Repeat twice, then again without glasses.

Face forward look out of the corner of your eye. As far as you can look. Slowly move to the other corner. Repeat twice.

Look down as far as you can. Slowly look up. Repeat twice.

Roll eyes twice.

Close eyes for five minutes.

I do this every day usually at my halfway point. My migraines went away. My vision go better. Honestly stretching my eyes as she put it feels great too.

In most places it’s illegal to ask people to disclose their sexual orientation or etc. when applying for a job. This applies to acting, because it is a job. 

people have totally lost the plot and need to learn how to behave before they should be allowed to access media again. harassing an 18 year old actor into coming out as bi because you are accusing him of queerbaiting (not a thing that a real life person can do with themselves), demanding that all LGBTQ+ characters match the identity of their actors opens us up to huge problems wrt labour discrimination, and oh look the people harassing the kid into coming out are still harassing him because he said he’s bi so that means he’s faking it. all this over a teen romcom on netflix… stop! stop it!!!