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In Castoria's defense, aside from one moment where she is blatantly lying through her teeth, I don't think she ever tell you untruths, she's just a master of lies by omissions. I haven't played lb6 in a while so correct me if I'm wrong but thinking about it the only times where you learn anything substancial about Castoria's past it's either 1) something you learn from someone else (see: Oberon being the one to reveal the whole child of prophecy bit) or 2) some shade of fucked up nightmare sequence. At best Castoria will tell you about silly Cnoc shit from the past. Your owner will never lie to you just don't look too hard under the carpet.

love the reactions from people who are reading lb6 for the first time and finding out that the people who'd been overhyping lb6 all this time were actually underselling it. and it's not even done yet

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ah well it's really simple. there is this girl called saber who metaphorically and literally killed herself for the sake of an ideal, and Every Single Person Ever In Human History had an opinion about it

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i still fucking adore this plot twist especially because of how it also recontextualizes oberons actions at the very end. vortigern as a curse made to destroy britain is this giant handsome fella

which is a conglomerate of bugs all made to consume the land and destroy it. the land of fairie britain is not only made of corpses but also sin, as it continues to grow it only further damns itself because the fairies are fickle beings who act purely in self interest, unable to truly change. when they die their bodies remain and a successor to their name is born from the land, once again taking their place and once again being unchanging, which is why the land of fairie britain has been an unendingly cruel land subsumed in curses and its also why vortigern is the one meant to destroy it. the insect of the abyss is called as such but in fact doesnt really look like anything its just a tube with wings, at MOST you can MAYBE say it looks like a leech or lamprey but in fact hes just a void that consumes and annihilates everything only adding to its mass. a curse and a lie all ultimately as such because there is no meaning other than total destruction to the curse but oberons will is what motivates the destruction of the lostbelt and chaldea and not vortigern and thats why its so significant

oberon-vortigern isnt just destroying britain. hes letting the bodies rot and the sins fade away, quite literally the bugs on a corpse that let it decompose and pass on

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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

  • i'm going to kill god
  • i'm going to delete my blog
  • i'm going to explode
  • i'm going to blow up this entire website
  • i'm going to become the joker
  • this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

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THIS ONE WINS

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oh you know

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What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

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The Garden of Lost Will is kind of devious because what’s being shown most of the time is like, an inch off from reality in some way. If Kadoc were available and Guda unable to do the Lostbelts for whatever reason, Chaldea probably would try their damnedest to get Guda to Not Fucking Go Anywhere, but unlike the Garden which couched it in the language of “you goddamn waste of space”, it would be more like “Guda please for the love of god you are falling apart from everything, STOOOOP! Get some rest you cannot keep burning both ends of the candle like this!”