sameoldalyssa reblogged
pros of dating me:
- im cute
- squishy
- always ready to make-out (…or more)
- you get to choose a movie everynight
- i’ll buy you lot of adorable shit
- i’ll play ur fave video games with u
- i’ll actually do anything you want
- anything
- i won’t ever cheat on u cuz im too lazy to do that kind of shit
- basically im perfect partner in every way possible
cons of dating me:
- im not a dragon yet
