Laugh a little

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Yao ming, shaq and kevin hart

why this look photoshopped but i know its probably not lmao

iPhones 6 plus, 6, and 4.

When girls hit me with the “I don’t have ass” I let em know pound cake ain’t got icing but I still tear it up

this post is perfect 

Yao ming, shaq and kevin hart

why this look photoshopped but i know its probably not lmao

iPhones 6 plus, 6, and 4.

When you and the Taco Bell guy connect on a whole new level

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OMG??… Me.

you’re doing everything wrong and i love you

I always thought it was funny that your player character in Pokemon is 10 years old. Like, yeah, they’re “anime ten” where they look at least 18 yadda yadda, but they’re still ten.

Imagine the people in the Pokemon League. These are fully grown adults, right? They’ve trained their entire lives to be the best trainers in their country. They’re the best of the best. And then a ten year old walks in. A high and mighty four foot tall ten year old with a big smile on their face walks in. They’ve never even seen a tity. They don’t know where babies come from. They’re ten.

How did this ten year old get in to your arena? Did they wander in here by mistake? They say they’re here to battle you. Aww, how cute. This kid wants to fight the big league trainers, so they snuck in to fight you. That’s cute and funny. You’ll tell the others about this next lunch break. You decide to humor the kid and accept their challenge. You toss out your level 50 Tyranitar. You and this Pokemon have spent decades together, you trained for ages to get it to Level 50. You’re the best trainer in the country.

The kid reaches on their belt and tosses a Master Ball. Wait, what? A Master Ball? How did that kid get a Master Ball? Out of the master ball pops…

God.

God popped out of the Master Ball. 

The very same God Pokemon that controls the flow of space, that you go to church and pray to every Sunday. 

This ten year old kid just pulled out a Master Ball and threw God at you. God is, in fact, Level 73. 

God shoots Hyper Beam at your life-long partner Tyranitar, causing it to evaporate in to dust. He’s fainted in one hit. The kid yawns.

The kid wipes your entire party of Pokemon, the Pokemon you spent most of your adult life training and caring for. You are stunned. You ask the trainer how long they’ve been doing this. They say “I started a couple of days ago.”

This kid is ten. 

This is the best thing I have ever read.

today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

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What about texas shaped eggs?

texas shaped eggs

and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some

texas shaped waffles

texas shaped toast

and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!

i can’t make this up

this post makes me cry bcuz i live here now

WELCOME TO TEXAS

From my personal collection:

Texas Shaped party trays

Texas Shaped stepping stones at a Hospital

Texas Shaped cookie cutters

Not Texas-shaped but just marvel at these

And not from my own photographs:

Texas Shaped Pizza

Texas Shaped chips

Texas Shaped Chocolates

As someone who’s lived here almost 25 years I can confirm: Texas has NO chill.

Having lived in Texas hella long, it weirds me out that other states don’t have this

This isn’t normal? lol

@irritatedhiss

I can confirm that all of this is 100% accurate, I’ve seen most of this, and im surprised no one listed the birdbaths

note the boots

also, hate the crust on ur PB&J but wanna show how much u fuckin love texas too? Get this piece of shit and ruin ur life

Not good enough? HOW ABOUT A GODDAMN TEXAS FUCKIN SINK

OR A TEXAS TABLE

or something completely useless

i hate this state please help me