AO3 Femslash Top 100: Round 3

i FEEL like some of glados characterization is lost when the jokes about her circle around fitting the "dommy step on me sexy + intelligent + evil/cruel" archetype not like she isnt evil or intelligent or sexy but i do think i greatly enjoy her character more when i get to remember she is a little silly. she is mean and cruel by making up the most elaborate and stupid sounding insults ever. she has an extreme grudge against you which she insists shes not mad about while mentioning the fact every two minutes. shes madly obsessed with a woman who never responded to a word shes ever said. most of the shit she says is just straight up ridiculous. shes constantly battling intense feelings of loneliness while refusing to admit to anyone she could ever want company or affection. she is described by the creators as "throwing fits like an angry child". glados IS a little bit pathetic and silly and a very funny and very sad character. shes a woman of multitudes

one of her best insults was; Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point.

this thing wants you to cum in it soooooooo bad

one of those time travel AUs where Vader goes back into his body as Anakin before he fell to the dark side and fixes everything. Palpatine is dead, the Jedi are alive, and everyone’s happy. He never found out who Luke’s twin sister was, but that’s fine because this time around he’ll get to know both of them from birth. The twins are born and Padmé says she wants to name their daughter Leia! :) And Anakin thinks, Hmm. Looking back I can see that Princess Leia was a good person, and we were only enemies because I went and became a Sith. Okay we can name our daughter Leia :)

Years pass and Leia starts growing older. The Organas adopt a completely different girl. Anakin’s looking at his daughter like no, it can’t be. No way. Do NOT tell me that Princess Leia was Luke’s twin all along, but time keeps passing and it becomes increasingly apparent that this is indeed the case, and now he’s having a Crisis

apparently I’m physically incapable of posting an au and then not drawing something for it

Just something I’m curious about. Below are some pictures of the different OSes for additional context. Reblogging after voting would be very appreciated to get a broader scope of answers.

I failed. I failed and I'm supposed to be the one who can stop things like this.

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.

"I used to know your daddy." kicks like a mule.

"Yeah but were you like born a boy or a girl?"

I was born against my wishes and have spent the past 30 years figuring out how to make everyone else regret it more than I do. Next question.

The real only-child experience was visiting your friends with siblings and you talk and play in their rooms and suddenly their little siblings burst in and throw stuff at them and from one moment to the next you’re in a war-zone like: “Yes and on my birthday we went swimming with Dad and Lea had ice-cream but then LEA I HATE YOU GET OUT OF HERE STOP BITING ME I WILL TELL MUM OW OW OW DIEEE!!!! but then Dad didn’t have pocket change and we had to go all the way back to the car to get his wallet! :o” 

Or you’re sitting in the living room playing video games and suddenly their 8 year older brother comes in and starts yelling in an increasingly booming voice: “I want the playstation now! I Want The Play Station Now! I WANT THE PLAY STATION NOW!!!  [Slur]  [Slur]  [Slur]  [Slur]  [Slur]  [Slur].”

And then one day they ask you: “But aren’t you sad that you don’t have siblings? Don’t you get lonely? I couldn’t imagine living without my JONATHAN I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!!”

Someone at The Onion gets it

did a thing for @amys2885 :) ft. femshep and liara having a good ol cuddle because they DESERVE it

I have trouble taking care of my teeth because everything that involves doing that is a sensory nightmare. I decide to do some research to see if there's anything I can do about this. The results?

"How to make your autistic child brush their teeth"

"Autistic Children and Sensory issues relating to tooth brushing"

"How to get your little shit to brush his fucking teeth"

Like, yeah Google, thanks, that really helps. And like, even if I was a child, some of the advice seemed... unhelpful. Like, doing a dance and singing a song while brushing your teeth? Even for a kid, I don't think that would help distract from a sensory experience as intense as brushing your teeth. Like, the extremely intense and unpleasant flavor, the intense feeling of the brush against your teeth scraping across it, even mouthwash has such an intense and disgusting flavor that I have difficulty keeping it in my mouth for more than a few seconds. I wish there was SOMETHING that could be done.

I actually did research on how to keep your teeth clean if you don't have access to a toothbrush or toothpaste! I needed the info for a story, but thankfully it also has real world applications. Maybe something here will help:

Obviously not all of that is from my pre-modern teeth cleaning research—some is from personal experience! But hopefully something in there is useful to you

It's absolute bullshit that we have to approach these problems sideways because the people actually making "helpful" articles about it are all ableist :| Maybe some day soon we as a society can get over that.

Oh my God you are my hero thank you so much

I'm also going ti suggest a waterpick or water flosser. They do wonders

Not just that, but there’s no reason why you can’t get kid stuff. If minty toothpaste is yucky, there’s no reason why you can’t get bubblegum. If toothbrushes are too hard, look into the little baby ones for toddlers whose teeth are still coming in, they’re soft. Just cause something is made for kids doesn’t mean we can’t use it too.

Nine would have thought Martha Jones was the coolest person in the world. Doesn’t even matter where in the timeline this was or what happened to Rose, he would have loved her leather jacket and her hairstyle. He would have loved that she was a DOCTOR! Her studying to be a doctor was so overlooked and he would have loved it. He would have thought she was the coolest person alive. Nine and Donna would have killed each other on sight

Being opposed to the mass killing of Palestinian civilians does not make you a supporter of Hamas, and the only ones advancing this argument are doing so disingenuously.

Being opposed to the mass killing of Israeli civilians doesn’t make you an imperialist, and the only ones advancing this argument are doing so disingenuously.

[Image ID: a black and white typography edit that reads, in all caps, "the homosexual and the transsexual must always seek to liberate the other for they fight the same fight!" in the middle of the image is a dandelion with a bloom, buds, leaves, and exposed roots. behind the dandelion is a black square. the image is framed by a black square. the entire image is textured to look aged and photocopied. /End ID]

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dating apps aren't working. I need to go look confused at a Home Depot

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

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this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

reblog to Italian season your pussy

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