sam smith

tumblr is like a water hole

Explain

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

You use to call me on my…

Some day maybe us humans, too, can ascend.

This is literally the goat tower from goatsim

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

i have never watched toy story

update: i just tried to make buzz and woody fuck in the shower and my game crashed

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING

i should never have made that

God I wish that were me

Me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones

OMG

This image brings me true happiness. Nothing else matters when I see this. Will you just LOOK at that dog? Look at him. He is so happy, you can tell he’s enjoyed his life and he just loves the fresh air and being out. I am in love. Whatever this dog says, I trust him.

why does putt-putt need a drivers license if he’s a car?

Eyes: 2

Engine Donor…

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

OMG YAY!

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

Welp