Yeah I'm calling bullshit on that one, from experience the average domestic water heater only takes between an hour and a half to 3 hours at the absolute worst, what the hell are these plumbers doing for the other 4-5 hours?
Jumping on goonba lol
this is the greatest thing i’ve ever found in a junkyard, my own dead body
People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.
nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside
one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”
imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys
ok so i made a generator based on the last ask i got.. so click here to get your kinky title! and rb and tell me what u got in the tags hehe
— Apologize! If you’re nice to me, you have to be nice to Something, too! If you’re going to protect me, you have to protect Something, too!
Alluka & Nanika ✩ Episode 146
Cursed Creature here
Thirsty Activist-Rat bastard
You may all refer to me as a Blessed Thot from now on thank you very much
AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! 😻😻😻
i have a lot of questions but i’m not going to ask any
i broke my fucking thumb trying to crack that one fucking knuckle that just wouldn’t fucking crack what a wonderful way to end 2015
This post came up after yours. I’m so sorry for laughing
why do bad things happen to good people
Ventus after waking up to see that Sora looks like Vanitas, seeing Lea who now goes by the name Axel, finding out Terra has fallen into darkness, and seeing another kid that looks exactly him:
here are my favourite babycenter.com poll questions from the past week
honestly, I think it’s a lot more funny than it actually is
The Evolution of a Meme
how could u forget…
y’all really gonna go and forget
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
serve him eggs
answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation
scam caller: hello, how are you today?
me: great!
scam caller: good. I’m calling because your IP address has been compromised. I’ll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up.
me: okay! there is one thing I’m wondering, though
scam caller: what?
me: you really couldn’t think of a better lie?
scam caller:
me: like, my “IP address has been compromised.” How, exactly, does an IP address become “compromised”?
scam caller:
me: I was just wondering, is all
scam caller: why did you answer?
me:
me: what?
scam caller: if you knew this wasn’t a legitimate call, then why did you answer?
me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense.
scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me.
me: well, you’re currently not accomplishing your goal
scam caller: my goal?
me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. You’re not accomplishing that. I’d call that an expense.
scam caller: well, can I scam you?
me:
me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?
scam caller: yes. can I scam you?
me, baffled: sure, you can try
scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer
me: yeah, that’s still a problem. I’m eating tater tots right now and I really don’t feel like getting up.
scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then.
me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely won’t.
scam caller: You answered today.
me: …touché?
scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day.
Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K
