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Too Many Ideas Not Enough Time.

@samanthaaortegaa

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lagoonhag

if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me

not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego

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*alien starts abducting me with their spaceship*
Me: woah woah woah. Hold on. Let me ask my mom about this first.
Alien: that's okay, take your time.
Me: thanks. *shouts* MOM, CAN I GET ABDUCTED BY THIS ALIEN?!?!
Mom: *shouts back* YEA SURE, JUST BE BACK BEFORE DINNER!!
Me: aight man. She said it's cool.
Alien: cool
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do you ever wonder if your followers ever talk about you outside of tumblr