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The Life and Times of Salvatore Haran

@salvatoreharan / salvatoreharan.tumblr.com

I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe. I made a webshow about Slenderman that had very small fame for like a year before it died, it was called Pavel Hall. I play video games on the YT channel Jawesome Possum. My friends and I talk film on The Escape Pod. I am writing a book that will hopefully come out soon. I used to make music under the guise of Nyro but it didn't go far.

I Am The Mausoleum - Chapter 2 - Motel (on Wattpad)  A man awakens in a field. He has no memory of who he is or why he is there. All that he has is a wallet full of cash and a deep cut in his chest that pulses green. He has many questions... Who stabbed him? And why can't he feel anything? 

I Am The Mausoleum is a 9 chapter novella with themes of mystery, horror, action, and discovering who you are if your old self is dead. 

Updated weekly on Sunday evenings PST, follow this supernatural tale and discover your true self. 

Cover art by Simple-illust https://www.deviantart.com/simple-illust

Source: wattpad.com

I loaded this website up for the first time on fucking years and wow it is the exact damn same huh

jane the virgin: portraying a bisexual man in a healthy relationship and slaying biphobes since 2017

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It’s really interesting what she says “I can’t give you what a man can.” A lot of gay men avoid relationships with bi men because they worry that they can’t provide what a woman can. People, gay or straight, think that for a bi person the grass is always greener on the other side.

Straight men and lesbians have said the same. It’s insecurity rooted in the notion that bi people have all the options constantly at their fingertips AND are insatiable. We don’t choose a team, we choose a person. A failure to understand this mostly boils down to people not believing bisexuality is real.

So I got this ad on youtube...

It’s for U.S. Cellular, specifically advertising how great their streaming service is. You can even , the guy in the ad says, stream hours of grass mowing.

And I go… “wait a minute…that sounds weird…why hasn’t this ad ended yet?”

And I look at the bottom. 

the ad is seven hours long.

UPDATE

i’m half an hour in

the guy’s come back a couple times. his mower broke down and he went to get more gas. he came back and started it up again, drove around a few more times making comments about it being fun and “you still watchin? weird.” After a bit he took out a ruler and started measuring the grass.

He pulled out a book and a lawn chair and started reading, but he just left and said he’ll be back soon

he brought out an umbrella but it fell over so he left and came back and tried to fix it but it completely broke so he stalked off, dragging the chair behind him. i’m loving this.

HE BROUGHT OUT A HAND-HELD UMBRELLA

he’s really getting into the book

He put away the umbrella and book and stuff and now he’s measuring the grass again.

HE’S GONNA PLAY CROQUET

the sprinklers turned on…i’m two hours into this thing

more compelling than real tv tbh