@salvamisandwich / salvamisandwich.tumblr.com
i watch baseball for the side quests
throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout
this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl
Poor hurt Migs, don’t worry you have new friends who will take care of you! <3
Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?
Big Things Are Coming
Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively
I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.
ratratratratrat
Adorable red panda
@gothiccharmschool you might need this
I DO NEED THIS.
Not what I expected them to sound like!
i bet daniel craig and rachel weisz are engaged in forms of full time kink we can't even comprehend. like if he leaves even one speck of crust on her tea sandwiches she puts him in a christening gown and hunts him on their estate
Ouuhhh don’t let Themberchaud catch you!!
draw your favorite character/line/moment from dndhat! :)
literally there are SO many moments but i gotta say. they had me at the entire jarnathan Bit
please tell me that everyone else also scrolled down, saw the caption on the second photo, and scrolled back up to double-check
Now you see me...
all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name
you mean like your friends, jack
my what now
the people who help you do this kind of dumb shit
jimmy this wasn’t part of the agreement
Top 10 anime betrayals
easy pete you son of a bitch, there isn’t a sign on this earth that could deliver you from my fury
i never stop laughing at this fucking post
