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@saltywhovian

glimmer! she/her. personal blog that ive had for five years lmao
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your-royal-momoness
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visit-ba-sing-se

not dark academia not light academia but a secret third thing (that one flickering light bulb in the library that is slowly yet surely making you lose your sanity academia)

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visit-ba-sing-se

btw this aesthetic includes:

  • borrowed pen you forgot to give back
  • vending machine that is always half empty
  • hoodie that should have gone to laundry 2 weeks ago
  • da concrete, baby! (or basically just anything that was considered peak architecture in the 70's)
  • Probably asbestos
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your-royal-momoness

honorable mentions:

  • That one clicking/whirring noise that is too quiet to pinpoint its position but too loud for you to ignore
  • A student sniffling that echos through the entire building
  • The most perfect day outside (it mocks you)
  • Chairs with fabric so old they could tell you a tale of times long forgotten (also the fabric is inexplicably itchy)
  • You are simultaneously too warm and too cold
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denkies
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denkies

🐈 clan-confessions  Follow

i'll never say this publicly but honestly i think tigerstar had some valid ideas about having one big clan. obviously he was super wrong with all the violence and force, but one big clan could solve a lot of issues. No more border patrol fighting, more food for everyone during leaf-bare season, no drama involving cross-clan mates, etc etc. a lot of deaths could be avoided if we all took care of one another instead of fighting all the time

🌠 fishluvr76  Follow

ok are we all going to ignore that anon is siding with a literal DICTATOR??? :/

🌸 sweet-tooth  Follow

That's not what they meant and you KNOW it. They brought up some valid points about preserving lives, and denounced Tigerstar's actions as much too violent. Starclan above, no cat can have an opinion these days...

🌒 singlequeen7  Follow

Honestly I don't know how I feel about this... each Clan is beautifully unique and has their own traditions, which would fade away if Clans were desolved altogether. But OP makes a valid point about less violence and food scarcity. I hate the idea of sending my kits off to become Warriors, only for them to die during a stupid argument about Sunningrocks. A pile of rocks is NEVER worth a cat's life, whether they are in your Clan or not. And we have lost lives like that before.

🍄 medicinepawz  Follow

I agree! Traditions are important, but every medicine cat knows that working together saves lives. Sharing herbs can stop the spread of greencough, and sharing prey stops kits from crying from hunger. We really need a better system, because I can't cry myself to sleep another night, blaming myself for not having enough cobwebs to stop a kit from bleeding out in front of me.

🐅 lonelywarrior5346-deactivated

leave it to a woman and a medicine cat to emotionally manipulate proud warriors into giving up our PURECLAN bloodlines and Clan patriotism lolol

🍄 medicinepawz   Follow

HELLO?????

🐛 bug-enjoyer  Follow

> complains about "emotional manipulation" (it wasn't?)

> proceeds to be misogynystic AND racist in the same sentence???

> we get it babygirl, you want to fuck Tigerstar. weird ass mf.

🐈‍⬛ moondrops  Follow

"Lonelywarrior5346" is Flintstep from Riverclan btw

🌸 sweet-tooth  Follow

LMFAOOOOWAGWHQAKDHOA

🫐 berrycloud  Follow

GET HIS ASS

🌌 dorkstar  Follow

nah bc which one of you killed this dude yesterday lmfao 😭💀

🌸 sweet-tooth  follow

NO ARE YOU FR

🐛 bug-enjoyer  Follow

@ dorkstar say sike right now 😭😭

🌌 dorkstar  Follow

border patrol found him dead in a ravine 😭 yall play too much

🫐 berrycloud  Follow

when i said get his ass i did not mean like this

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buggachat
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literaphobe

by her own definition chat noir must’ve been giving marinette the biggest mix of green flags and red flags ever like. he tells jokes and makes puns. red flag. but then she likes his humor and it makes saving paris so much more fun. green flag? she doesn’t know who he is because of their secret identities. red flag. she knows him in a way no one else in this world ever will. green. she knows his heart too, trusts him implicitly, and puts her head on his shoulder when the going gets rough. green. she refuses to tell anyone she loves them until she knows everything about them. he tells her he loves her unabashedly, over and over, always so open and upfront about his honest feelings. always her friend and partner, before anything else. he tells her he loves her, not for reciprocation, not to hear it back, but because it’s spilling out of him, and loving her is the most important thing he’s ever done. he’s kind. green. he’s thoughtful, he’s planned elaborate dates with candles and flowers everywhere. green. he’s destroyed the entire world and gotten akumatized in a world where she dared love him back. she doesn’t know his birthday. she doesn’t know his first name. she doesn’t know his schedule, outside of everything they do together. she knows his favorite things, though. knows she’s one of them. knows he’s her favorite too. green. red. green, red.

#fuck.
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piepocalypse
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evilwickedme
Anonymous asked:

Sorry, Batman was just the other big Jewish superhero with lots of adaptations I knew. Have you seen enough adaptations to do The Thing? Or honestly, do Superman anyway; he fits thematically if not literally

evilwickedme answered:

I would LOVE to do a ranking of Clark Kents based on how Jewish they are thank you so much

Worst of the worst is Henry Cavill's Superman. This is Jesus. Fuck this Superman stop portraying him as an otherworldly savior he is of the people he is Clark Kent not just a monstrous twisted version of Kal El !!!! (Sidenote this is also the only role I have ever disliked Amy Adams in.) Jesus himself might have been Jewish way back when, but Jesus metaphors are not, in any way shape or form, Jewish. -2022 years of Christian persecution of Jews/10

As much as this hurts me, next up is Smallville's Clark Kent. Tom Welling does an excellent job in the role and is my personal favorite, but I do have to admit it's at least partially nostalgia. The show opens by putting him on a cross. He redeems himself throughout the show, however, embodying more and more of the comic's spirit as the time goes on, and by the end it becomes very clear that Clark Kent and Kal El are one and the same, and that that is what gives Superman his strength. Accepting your Jewish name ahem Kryptonian identity alongside your goyiche passing name ahem human identity over the course of ten years is very Jewish. 6/10 but it gets some nostalgia points lbr

Next up is Christopher Reeve, may his memory be a blessing. I have only seen two of his Superman movies, but they are such a joy to watch. He truly understood the spirit of the character, the kindness and selflessness and need to help others that stands at the center of who Clark Kent is. His passing at such a young age was a tragic loss in so many ways, the ways he embodied Superman included. 8/10

Finally we have the original comic Superman (i.e. pre52 and post Rebirth, fuck all that n52 nonsense). This Superman is, quite simply, Moses. It was a clear metaphor written into his character by Jewish creators simply trying to express their identities as Jewish immigrants in the late thirties, and so much of that identity has survived the test of time. They gave him a Hebrew name, for God's sake! If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: Superman is the embodiment of Jewish principles of goodness. Making the world a better place is an action, and what better place to see that than in Action Comics? 10/10, we owe so much to Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel.

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the-inky-isles
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oharaslair

chag christmas to those who celebrate!!!! or happy christmas i hope i'm saying it right hehehe i know it's not tradition but i hope you have some sufganiyot anyway 🥰 so sad its only one day tho 🥺

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oharaslair

oh shoot it's today!!!! sorry i am not super cultural chag chrysler !!! (hope this is the right spelling)

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cherrygumbitch
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cherrygumbitch

I love Bee and Puppycat so much 🥹🥹

But I'm sad that a lot of people aren't enjoying it as much. I know a lot of what made the show special is taken off in the Netflix show, but I'm personally glad that we don't have to rewatch a whole season we know and love by heart in a new boot it up style. I appreciate that we get the small recap and move on. That's what I wanted at least.

Also, I know it's fun to speculate and pull out our pins and string, and I do admit that being spoon fed information is not always the best, but now we can take what has been confirmed and make more from it.

All I want to say is there are new people watching it with the new coming into the show and I'm just glad they don't have to wait 7 years for so much content and confirmation like the rest of us did.

Here's to hoping we get lots more 😊🎉🥰

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saltywhovian

op ur so right!! we still have the og season on youtube, and im personally just so excited to watch lazy in space :))  its so pretty and heartfelt and the overarching plot is is so interesting! im so grateful that weve gotten more content and im hopeful that we may get even more!! cheers to bapc! <3

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spookifrost
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spookifrost

manifesting far future puppycat partly regaining his original form with the bonus of long hair and new fashion and a not entirely decreased amount of times his fellow nonhuman friend carries him because she still effortlessly can and would miss it alright

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chansondelanuit

POV it’s been 24 hrs since you found out bee and Puppycat has been remastered and released by Netflix and there’s NEW CONTENT, and you will not calm down in the next 72 hrs

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to the two aphmau blogs that just followed me- hiii id love to chit chat about aphmau with you dm me!! but i dont post aphmau content on here i post it on @lebsiansforlaurencezvahl :)