sorry i was late i can’t conceptualize time

he came for his entire life holy shit

I hope you will find a job that fulfills you, friends that understand you, and love that completes you.

my favorite thing is when people from your high school who got married at 20 and have three kids at 22 post shit like “living with your significant other isn’t all fun it’s constant fighting and discomfort and never being happy! constant misery is natural and expected don’t get your hopes up! buy these pyramid scheme beauty products btw”

I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also”

So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”

i want to be a professor and lecture nonsensically for a few hours every day and give students vague essay prompts and read them all and laugh but still pass everyone while i slip some bourbon into my metal coffee mug that doesn’t actually have coffee in it wearing a button-up and vest with no tie but nice jeans and hella expensive shoes that i bought because i have tenure and im never losing my job

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

FUCK object Permanence

If I can’t see it? ITS FUCKING GONE.

Reyna Biddy (via reynabiddy)

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

she doesn’t have the range

I think my least favorite part of being alive is that you can’t take a break when you need one like if your whole world crashes and burns you still have to show up to work? that’s wild!!!! Give the people a moment to recover!!!!

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

me, writing academic text: these words make no sense but they sound impressive next to each other. this sentence started four lines back and has 4 commas but i haven’t reached my point yet. help me

So talk to me about why I’m your dream girl