the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it
why repaint the mona lisa
Still the funniest fake leak
Counter:
Ability: baby killer
bunnygirlbutta
English to Japanese translation of the second image (from left to right):
“EAT UP THIS BULLSHIT!”
“Mega Klinklang Y Species: Pokemon Type: Steel/Electric/Drago Ability: Baby Killer Height: 96.0 m Weight: 616.0 kg”
“This image isn’t properly edited, and it’s still going to fool you!”
“Pokemon Y Klinklangknight”
“I’m making money and neither of us knows more than two words of Japanese!”
witchyyyyyy
The best part about the Baby Killer leak is how it’s so infamous that the latest season of the anime actually referenced it.
I can’t stop getting emotional about how tenderly a shepherd caresses his dog’s face on this marble sarcophagus from the third century
The dog’s face is just so lovingly crafted and it’s much more finely detailed than some of the other animals in the piece. The expression is pure contentment and devotion. This scene is a tiny portion of a huge elaborate sculpture but I really feel like the artist was trying to capture a specific emotion with these two. The way that you feel when you look at your dog is thousands of years old.
An extract from Cynegeticus [On Hunting (with Dogs)], by the Greek writer Arrian (86-160 CE), about his dog, Horme [Dash]:
While I am at home she remains by my side, and accompanies me when I go out, following me to the gymnasium, and, while I am exercising, sits by me. On my return home, she runs in front of me, often looking to see whether I had turned off the road; and as soon as she catches sight of me, shows symptoms of joy, and again, turns and trots in front of me. If I am going out on any government business, she remains with my friend, and treats him exactly the same. If she has not seen either of us for a short time, she jumps up repeatedly by way of greeting, and barks with joy. At meals she pats us, with one foot and the other, to remind us to feed fer. Having been beaten with a whip as a puppy, if anyone, even to this day, mentions a whip, she will come up to the speaker cowering and begging, and will jump up and hang on their neck, applying her mouth to theirs as if to kiss them, and will not let go until she is appeased. Now really I do not think that I should be ashamed to write the name of this dog; so that it may be left to posterity. [I] had a greyhound named Horme, who was of the greatest speed and intelligence and, was altogether excellent.
in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay
Twitter users in blissful ignorance
He's fucking rocking it tbh, godspeed to him or something
This man looking like the world's most confident dork does not shock me at all.
He has absolutely no clue what is expected of him, what is normal, what is appropriate or unusual, but he is 100% confident that he does. This look is exactly what I would expect him to look like.
And of course he's rocking it. This man has a completely unshakable, completely unearned confidence in himself. He was never not going to rock whatever look he adopted.
Yeah you know what let's get that out there too. You don't get to disown this one, tumblr.
zechery-deactivated20220114
Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
No guys you don’t understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.
So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.
This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.
That’s not sad, that’s awesome.
*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing
This is humanity
Happy Birthday, Curiousity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity.
ENLìL Wind turbine
seeing this makes it look like such an obvious thing that should be installed all over the place.
keeperofstarrywisdom
“The turbine is designed vertically with long blades. It covers less area on the ground and is easy to handle. It can easily be assembled and disassembled which makes it durable. Solar panels are fixed at the top of the turbine to generate extra electricity. The device is capable of producing approximately 1 kilowatt per hour of electricity. A single ENLIL turbine can easily provide the average daily electricity needs of two households.
Apart from that, the turbine also contains inbuilt sensors like carbon footprint sensors, to detect earthquakes and IOT platform. The safety and comfort of the city are also ensured.
The turbine can be installed in parks, near seashores, rooftops, households but the roads are the ideal locations for the device. The big vehicles like buses can provide a lot of wind energy. The speeding vehicles on the highway can provide enough wind for these turbines to work all day and night without stopping. The energy generated can be transported to places or it can be used for maintenance of roadways.“
-Dhruvika Singh, BuzzOnEarth.com
Life is kind of like Gundam. You got a kid (inner child) piloting a robot suit (adult body) facing challenges they're not prepared for but have to do (buy groceries). Char is there
Char is the girl
The Danny Phandom really is the epitome of “it’s not that deep but I’ve got a shovel and I’m ready to dig”
What if you put toothpaste on your dick and I used it as a toothbrush😍
“Check out these blogs” and one of them is “beemovieerotica”
I-
No. No, I don’t think I will, thanks.
Isekai except the fantasy world is literally just like a ten minute hike away from everything else and has just explicitly never been found.
The protagonist gets hit by a truck but instead of dying they roll down a comically tall hill through like a mile of woods and then they wake up in a fantasy village
im reading this book i picked up at a thrift store a while back about the world's water crisis and i cant concentrate because the author spells "dike" (other word for dam or levee) as "dyke" and every time i see it i get a little woozy and lightheaded thinking about dykes
my experience with this book
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I’m sorry that cop slide thing is so fucking funny people on twitter are sharing vids of their family / friends going down the same one and going at like a normal speed. What the fuck was that cops deal then
