I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
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*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???
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Forever reblog.
Heaven let your eent shine down.
as we all know, red dragons breathe right-channel audio, white dragons breathe left-channel audio, and yellow dragons breathe video.
If you dont understand this post you’re not old enough to drink alcohol
Adora Belle Dearheart left the city for work and Moist von Lipwig got so bored Vetinari had to give him a bank to play with because Moist was trying to break into his own post office.
"Isn’t the fornication wonderful?”
After quite a lengthy pause, Moist ventured: “Is it?”
“Don’t you think so? There’s more here than anywhere else in the city, I’m told.”
“Really?” said Moist, looking around nervously. “Er…do you have to come down here at some special time?”
“Well, during banking hours usually, but we let groups in by appointment.”
“You know,” said Moist, “I think this conversation has somehow got away from me…”
Bent waved vaguely at the ceiling.
“I refer to the wonderful vaulting,” he said. “The word derives from fornix, meaning ‘arch.’”
“Ah! Yes? Right!” said Moist. “You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if not many people knew that.”
Making Money, Terry Pratchett
It’s another midnight meeting of shadowy hooded figures in a dark cellar in Ankh-Morpork, and one of them intones:
“Brothers and sisters, I have summoned you here because I believe it is imperative that we rid ourselves of Lord Vetinari once and for all.”
Someone protests. “This again? I thought we agreed it wasn’t worth the trouble.”
“No, he’s right,” says a voice from the back of the room. A match flares to life and is held close to light a cigar. It’s Sam Vimes.
Bonus: “Damn it all, Vimes. How did you get in here?” demands the first speaker. He pulls back his hood. It’s Lord Vetinari.
That one scene at the start of The Fifth Elephant with Vetinari and His Grace, His Excellency, The 1st Duke of Ankh; Commander Sir Samuel Vimes
Since the fandom is still somehow on my dash, I gotta admit I do marvel at the sheer range of Things People Are Horny For that the show Arcane could provide for. Like how do you manage to make a show where absolutely everyone is hot, but in such a varying range of tastes that no two characters look too similar to each other. Like walking into one of those oddly specific novelty stores where they've got like idk every single scent of scented candles you could think of, and the clerk walks up to you like
"Hello, feel free to browse through our merch. We've got himbos, high-class ladies, villanous gentlemen, borderline personality disorder, hot dads, the biggest fucking milf that you have ever seen, five flavours of Women Who Can Beat You Up, and the most fragile tragic soft-spoken wet eggshell bones shred of a man physically capable of existing. Please ask me if you need anything!"
Y’know what…
Yeah. I want my tax dollars to pay for the healthcare of the person who started smoking and kept smoking because they think it looks cool and doesn’t give a shit about all the warnings. I want my tax dollars to pay for the healthcare of the person who destroyed their liver because they just love drinking and didn’t stop even if they weren’t addicted. I want my tax dollars to pay for the healthcare of the person who never drinks water, only regular cola. I want my tax dollars to pay for the healthcare of the person who missed the trampoline when they jumped off the roof to impress their friends. I want my tax dollars to pay for the healthcare of every single person who had to have a surgeon remove something without a flared base from their assholes. I want my tax dollars to pay for all the kinds healthcare needed by all the kinds of people who decided to have sex without any kind of barrier. I want my tax dollars to help fix the teeth of meth users. I want my tax dollars to help everyone who’s been noncompliant with the doctor’s recommendations, everyone who’s been a hypochondriac in the ER, everyone who let things get bad before getting help.
Everyone is deserving.
This is what the Marvel Cinematic Universe looks like to people who don’t follow it.
Oh come on, that’s not fair. Women aren’t featured in nearly that many Marvel movies.
Why are they all wearing red
So the man can wear green and then it’s the Christmas colors
Moist: Bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter A.
Vetinari: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without the first letter of the vicinity’s recognised lexicon.
Vimes: Fuck you.
"And- fricken get this, this IDIOT got an echo eye AND a port! Easiest thing Ive ever done. Yknow, he should be happy I saved em from his own stupidity."
Bad End tftbl au where Jack AI gets into Rhys' body in All kindsa ways. Mainly skeletal. Rhys in this case? Eh, probably dead.
Hopefully. Maybe.
Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
In which Terry Pratchett spends a whole book creating a character so morally despicable and such a proven threat (the last time he said he had no knives left he took slice out of Vimes’s face) that when Sir Terry gets up on a soapbox in 2002 to explain why in NO CIRCUMSTANCES is it okay for a cop to become judge jury and executioner, we understand that he really means NO circumstances.
Night Watch - Young Nobby Nobbs meetsJohn KeelSam Vimes
I have a lot of feelings about Vimes meeting his old friend as a kid and taking care of him ok
Another painting of Vimes/Keel and young Sam from Night Watch because Night Watch is awesome. And it really yanked on my heartstrings with that wrenching scene in the Cable Street Watch House (if you’ve read the book, then you know what scene I’m talking about)!
But for those who don’t know this scene, Vimes is comforting young Sam (his younger self, because time travel) because he just saw some horrible things.
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