Beware: Memes are Dank

how this guy lost the war on drugs is a mystery to me

honestly the human brain is so small that you *will* forget how much beauty there is out there to experience unless you leave your house every three days. ik its fucked up but i promise its true

my brain, trying to deceive me: there's literally nothing outside!!!!! it's the same neighborhood it's always been !!!!!

me, tying my shoes: shut up shut up!!!! by god we're gonna try to find magic in mundane today !!!!

truly obsessed with blizzard confirming the shimadas to be 16 and 19 years respectively older than. their childhood friend. children playing with a still unfertilized egg inside a womans womb. small girl having the shit beaten out of her in training with two 20somethings.

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

caramel frappe PLEASE

thank you so much this is the highest compliment

I'm Diné (Navajo) and in high school I was put in some kind of group for native kids. It was run by a white woman who told us that if we were ever in class and feeling overwhelmed, we had permission to just up and leave class to go wander around outside and reconnect with nature. We all took advantage of this regularly

the implication she thought you were like, forest fairies that had to periodically connect with nature to regain your strength is the most racist but also kinda funny thing I ever heard

Me listening to a "medieval version" of a modern song that has multiple melodic and harmonic lines, knowing that polyphony did not become a prominent musical texture until the renaissance era

i was so real here

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

for those who aren't familiar with it, it's a possibly-spurious quote by alan shepard (and is thus sometimes referred to as the shepard's prayer) on the launchpad of Freedom 7, immediately before he became the first american in space. it goes like this:

60% of the frankly mid high fantasy pulp Ive read recently would be massively improved if they just made all the characters mice. Like, the important enchanted sword is made out of a paperclip now.

I think you know you've done a good job at setting a unique tone when a story cannot be mousified without significant modification.

Star Wars: Would be very difficult to mousify. Many elements of the setting would not translate to Mouseification.

Breaking Bad: Could be Mousified, but would lose an essential element of it's character. Mousing Bad would be a fundamentally different story, a parody.

Harry Potter: Mouseification would be a blanket improvement.

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

snail as old as slime

filthy and diseased

this is how i imagine twitter In my head

sci fi is when women in tank tops are covered in grease and sweat and are shouting at people and racing against time to save lives

I wish Mitch McConnell dies on live TV no matter what.

“so what are your hobbies” laptop. my hobby is laptop

I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

@cryptonature​​ Man do I have good news for you!

Also! Bonus frog!