Yo Angelo🗿

At least show us the bison!

The best update.

wholesome and true - do not mess with the wildlife

the concept of growing into love is so much more intriguing than falling in love. it's like, on all our good days and bad days, I will choose to love you, I will learn with you, I will live my life with you and we will grow into and with each other through the passage of time

“you actually like me?”

my pussy goes 🦋🦋 just from hearing your voice, tf you mean do i like you

is the rawest fucking line I’ve ever read and it feels like a punch in the gut every time I read it

Fall in love when you are ready, not when you are lonely

— Richard Siken, from I Had a Dream About You

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

You can’t flex on me because I’ll be happy for you. We are not the same.

hey is your girlfriend seeing anyone

Good Morning Krusty Krew

@dr-coolatta aesthetic moodboard

jesus christ

sorry

did anyone else get a weird thrill as a kid from correctly imitating Normal Kid Things

like I would drink a Coca Cola (hating every sensory moment) and feel excited about participating in a Normal activity. I listened to 20 second samples of Avril Lavigne songs at Barnes and Noble and think, “oh yes, this is what normal American children do, look at me, I’m doing it too”

8 year old me: [eats a slice of pizza]

8 year old me: “Wow. I’m doing it. I’m really doing it. I bet I seem just like a Normal Kid. I bet this looks natural, like I do it every day without even thinking about it. If those people see me eating this pizza they will think, ‘Wow, what a regular child! Just like the ones on TV!’”

Frankly I still do this, to some extent--back in 2019 I went out with a friend after work and sat there like “Wow, I am in a city, drinking wine at a bistro with a friend from work, having an engaging conversation about our dating lives. This is what Normal Adults do. Look at me, a Normal Adult! Like from TV!”

Reblog if you are a Normal Adult, Like from TV

This post feels like when you're walking down the street and catch a glimpse of a conversation. What the fuck lead up to this

this is gonna sound stupid but i’m amazed at baby capybaras bc they really truly are baby capybaras. there r so many animals you guys. so many where the babies look like tiny primordial creatures compared to the mature ones but baby capybaras r just little capybaras. they just start out like that. you know what i mean

lowercase

Why is this on the Dragonball wiki?

[phone rings at any time of day]

me: what maniac would call me right now

Frog.

Frog, but now in motion.