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saltwatersapphy

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wee snaw

snaw wee

you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.

No, you’re threat seems rather redundant without proper capitalization and punctuation. You should probably add a little emphasis too.

Try it like this:

“You fool! You absolute buffoon! You think you can challenge me in my own realm? You think you can rebel against my authority?! You dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? You thought you were safe in your chainmail armor, behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you! I didn’t want war… but I didn’t start it.”

Also, snaw wee.

saltwatersapphy

thanks for ur support buddy

wee snaw

I hate that I put actual thought and effort into my posts and get five notes and then this shit has 141k when it’s just them reblogging “wee snaw” from themselves over and over again I’m so done

ur so right

wee snaw

snaw wee

you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.

saltwatersapphy

who the FUCK reposted this to ifunny and pinterest

#I can't fucking believe