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“We hope this email finds you well during these difficult times...”
How this email finds me:
It’s essential oils ☺️
Oh theyre essential alright
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!!! do not TAKE him SNACK
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Would non yugioh players believe that this is one of the most powerful cards of all time and single handedly broke the game for a while?
yes. he is Strong
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When I went to my friends house in America his mom said weed time and he said wait here they all smoked a joint and I didn't get any
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did u know u can send images in asks now
YOU SENT ME THE ENTIRE MORBIUS MOVIE IN GIF FORM?
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morb this. morb that. how about we get you some morbitches.
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Btw your magic wizard party was poorly organized and we’re all leaving. The magic fireworks were not spectacular and the homemade potions were not delicious
But it's my birtday
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Another good boomer joke
jealous cause his neighbor’s serving cunt
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powerful geomancer
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Well none of that comment went as expected
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that turned out a lot more enlightening that I thought it would be
his points are all true though
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