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Top 10 Zheer Moments

@salthat / salthat.tumblr.com

He/Him | Kurdish | An insane Person on AO3.
Btw send in an ask if you want me to tag smth I’ve been forgetting to say that for months
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I think that if you want relationships depicted in your fiction – whether primary media or fan-work – to be emotionally compelling, there’s really no getting around the fact that one of the most compelling relationship dynamics in fiction is “hey, wouldn’t it be fucked up if”.

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And I don’t just mean “one of them is clearly taking advantage of the other” type relationships, either. There’s a whole spectrum of upfuckery to explore, including (but not limited to):

  1. Each of them thinks they can fix the other, but really they’re just enabling each other’s worst impulses
  2. Sticking together no matter what because no matter how bad they are for each other, the terror of the unknown is worse
  3. You’re pretty sure staying in this relationship constitutes a form of wilful self-harm; for whom is genuinely unclear
  4. They actually just straight up hate each other, but each regards the other as the only one who Gets It
  5. They’re perfectly happy together, but the way they play off of each other is harmful to literally everyone around them

Oh no, you must've misheard me. I never said morally GRAY, I said morally GAY. As in he takes a certain homosexual approach to dealing with ethical dilemmas. Also he's killed 200 people

rabioheab-deactivated20200416

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

i was like "simon who" and then I saw it was david simon creator of the wire and yeah that scans, that's his voice alright

Ok so I was looking through the tags and a lot of folks seem to be under the mistaken impression that this is Ben Shapiro. It is not. It is Ari Shapiro, an actual journalist who is unrelated to Ben, as far as I know, but who apparently is also an idiot.

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

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here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment

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yellowbloods

hi i just wanted to share ops tags from each of these because theyre really Something

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bobert91

buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.

This is the funniest fucking post on this site.

i am a firm supporter of changing your name to whatever it you want regardless of your gender. if a woman wants to go by matt then matt she shall be. godspeed

honestly the human brain is so small that you *will* forget how much beauty there is out there to experience unless you leave your house every three days. ik its fucked up but i promise its true

my brain, trying to deceive me: there's literally nothing outside!!!!! it's the same neighborhood it's always been !!!!!

me, tying my shoes: shut up shut up!!!! by god we're gonna try to find magic in mundane today !!!!

mylittleponyepisodeguide

The episode in which a desperate Rarity sucks the life force out of Fluttershy so she can maintain her eternal beauty