American Music Awards, 1991
oh i'm never gonna be ten years old on the first day of summer vacation again huh
why dont you try making up a delusion or private world and go live in it and maybe you’ll calm down
Home Alone is an allegory for the parallel struggles to build communism in Vietnam and defend it from American imperialist aggression, with the wily and spirited Kevin McCallister acting as a stand-in for the indomitable Viet Cong
we have to be silly together it's an imperative i can't do this alone
this interview with greta gerwig made me want to sob-throw-up
i hope the beloved mutuals don’t think me unintellectual for this but i love romantic subplots i gobble them up delightedly with very few exceptions. ‘oh fuck yes a little bowl of seeds for me’ etc
“how are they finding time to fall in love when the worlds ending” and what are we all doing right now 🤨
apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can’t carry on a conversation to save my life





