How to do instruments
Get an instrument
Decide whether it is a doot, bang, or skree instrument.
Doot, bang, or skree accordingly
Congratulation you did an instrument
valykas
This is amazing
theboycourt
Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving
kaiserinbystarlight-deactivated
“Christine…” Raoul called from the other side of the door. “Christine…”
“Can you hurry the FUCK up!”
divinitycas
The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen
osunism
Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.
the-og-pastel-hipster-deactivat
The Signs As Classical Masterpieces
Aries: Ride Of The Valkyries, Richard Wagner, 1856
Taurus: Bolero, Maurice Ravel, 1928
Gemini: Symphony No. 5, Ludwig van Beethoven, 1808
Cancer: Blue Danube, Strauss, 1866
Leo: Also sprach Zarathustra, Richard Strauss, 1896
Virgo: Eine Kleine Nachtmusik: Allegro, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, 1787
Libra: Canon in D Major, Johann Pachelbel, 1680
Scorpio: Toccata and Fugue in D Minor, Johann Sebastian Bach, 1707
Sagittarius: William Tell Overture, Rossini, 1829
Capricorn: 1812 Overture, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, 1880
Aquarius: Carmen Suite No.1: 5. Les toreadors, Bizet, 1845
Pisces: Moonlight Sonata, Ludwig van Beethoven, 1801
if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?
comickit
get out
anais-ninja-blog
reblogging because @meleedamage tagged this #love me tenure, and i didn’t want anyone to miss that.
LOVE ME TENURE
Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017
I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.
Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!
deniceenvall
😢 so cute!!!!
taylurkingswift
yes yes yes! ☺️
TEARS 😭
colorfulkilljoy
There is still so much good in the world😊✨ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!
I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man
guy-who-exists
crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled
aurasabloom
xD
Ok but those subtitles are 100% accurate
whatshouldwecallconservatory
Trying to get up for early morning rehearsal
Christine: *kisses Erik*
Erik: What is this?
Christine: Affection.
Erik: Disgusting.
Erik:
Erik: Do it again.
gotinstarblog-deactivated201512
hoodoo-hoodlum
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
hermes-whore
let’s do it, roger
spitefulreality
Roger helppppp
I need you Roger!
ROGER PLEASE
More Gayle ! *
- That is the face of a substitute teacher losing control of a sixth-grade classroom
- She is the eighth ring of Dante’s Inferno right now, where you have to jack off a Minotaur while eating a jalapeno
- I trust in President Michelle Obama and first lady Joe Biden
- I’m talking the kinda guy who you’d see at home depot kneeling down in the lumber section just praying that his son’s not bi
- What are you living on the edge of? signing up for Christian Mingle?
- If you’ve ever had a sexual thought, you have missed the window of opportunity
- It’s like a James Joyce novel rewritten by Tigger
- In the famous words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain “That don’t impress me much.”
- Can I unmeet you?
- How can you look into the precious eyes of a baby and say i’m gonna name you Scott
- In my version, Romeo and Juliet meet on Okcupid
- We will not make Baby-Bop a widow tonight!
- This is not a veggie, this is an STI Tinky-Winky picked up in a jacuzzi
- I’m gonna piss in your front yard. And I’m not gonna wipe.
- you can’t handle the pressure of a latin american dish.
- I’m gonna go put myself on Craig’s List.
- What is this cape cod?
Even more Gayle Sentence Memes ! *
- I’m not afraid to die, but I am afraid of mall kids.
- I’m not going to PRETEND to be in a mall relationship with you.
- You smell like an 8th grade homophobe getting ready for his first party.
- It’s everyone woman for himself.
- A store bought pie? What am I, from Les Mis?
- A golden brown crust that would make Betty Crocker squirt.
- She looks like a Dust Bowl era knick-knack saleswoman.
- I will write Rosie O Donnell hate mail and sign it from you
- You look like one of Edgar Allan Poe’s lovers!
- Hey Kate Hudson keep it in the khakis!
- You’re a walking Lisa Frank notebook.
- I don’t know which apostle I swirlied in a past lifetime, but I’m really paying the price now
- My husband’s going to the Hundred Acre Wood to brush his teeth with piglet!
- For me, they’re zero-bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON.
- If you blink more than 3 seconds, it’s your body telling you it wants to die .
- It’s time for me to assassinate ___ with my legs
- Get me some canopic jars for my B cups.
- Jesus, Mary and Uterus!
- You haven’t seen undeserved self-satisfaction until you’ve seen a group of theatre kids singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
- Everyone who goes to Oberlin looks like they could be a boss from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
- Do you want me to rub my big, little nose is your ears?
- I looked it up on BING!
- You look like a bicycle repairman!
- I came all the way over here. I gotta fight somebody.
ooh damn they went there
HOW DARE THEY. TRUMPETS ARE BEAUTIFUL.
pianononsense
This was a request from the piccolos. I’m sorry.
Not reblogging because of the trumpet, reblogging becAUSE OF THE CANNON IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER
