Like for Jowling Kowling Rowling to be eaten by orcas. Reblog for Jowlong Kowling Rowling to also be eaten by orcas

So close guys. All this liking and reblogging killed her publisher's president instead. But it was a boat that killed her, so good work! Keep trying everyone!

source (i think, it's for subs only. almost certain it's the right artist though)

id much rather deal with the occasional snake and spider than bears and mountain lions, i will die on this hill

That's totally fair because I have almost literally died on a hill because I didn't see a bobcat up ahead on a hiking trail

do not pet the murder kitty

you will be murdered

although it is unfair the bears look so cuddly, if they so dangerous why are they friend shaped? :c

constantly trying to bait mutuals into DMing me

i think mech cockpits should be filled with goo

in universe explanation would be something like the goo is filled with nanomachines that interface with your nervous system or something

out of universe explanation is that i think t4t gay sex in a mech cockpit would be so much more fun if there was goo involved. it could even have the same texture and consistency as lube.

and then the mech boots up and both people in the cockpit get neuralinked and its like. super gay brain sex

oh also the goo doubles as hrt

good morning to everyone but especially people who made additions like these

i have another addition: since the goo is also acting as oxygen transfer, it means that if to pilots were in the same cockpit somehow and were uhh doing "non mission critical activites" they wouldnt gag or need to stop to breath, just make sure enough goo is getting in their mouth

Do you wanna share the breathable liquids to conserve oxygen~?

i mean the whole cockpit is filled with it sooo

omg we've been breathing each others spit 😵‍💫

one of my best friends studies medieval history focused on ireland and wales and its fantastic how often he shows me english dudes whos hatred for ireland boils down to "theyre hot and run about naked with long luscious flowing hair and eat good food and enjoy good music theyre SAVAGES"

Only the english could think irish cuisine is good

Compare your life to mine and then kill yourself

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

im like if there was someone who never knew what was happening or going on

dick from a girl whose behavior could be described as "deeply troubling"

It has genuinely been so eye opening to see other lesbians and trans people comfortable with expressing their attraction to girls with dicks. It's been a big self confidence boost knowing that someone other then myself not only has that kind of body but also finds it attractive and maybe even preferable.

Thanks you horny trans people in my phone <3

Hornyposting is a gateway drug to a confident, fulfilling existence

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

i made an of:>

first post tonight{a video of me c_ming} <3

general rule of thumb is that if trans women think youre being a dick to trans women then you are simply being a dick to trans women and no amount of extreme aggression towards transphobes because you get off at being the defender of trannies will ever outdo that 👍

Hey look, More Lylei

normal outfit