dose anyone want to smoke with me

hi. your telephone is unplugged

then why can i hear you

googling ‘jobs for autistic people’ and realising that everyone still thinks autistic people are either sheldon cooper or really tall toddlers

NVM ONE SUGGESTED NIGHT GUARD OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY IM GONNA FUCK FREDDY FAZBEAR

working on a new print

I added the crust. next step is to print this as a risograph

Real Name: Prototype jack

Street Name: P.jack

Birthplace: I was built in russiaa

Origin: JUst a guy trying to be a buddy in a world that's been totally screwed over by greed+no mindfulness

Age: 7 years old

Blood Type: Gasoline

Height: 235 cm

Weight: 185 kg

Hair Color: Going bald

Eye Color: Glwoign red when im mad or crazy

Occupation: Robot prototype

Marital Status: Single

Likes: Pre rolls, built jock twunks, orange mad dog

Dislikes: Hate across the world

Hobbies: Thinking about world problems and possible soluions

Fav quote: History isn't written by the losers

archangel michael, brandishing his trumpet, ready to play the song that signals the end of the world: who are you and what are you doing here

weird al yankovic, accordion in hand, ready to play the polka that signals the end of the end of the world:

"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you

memes i miss: Pooh Baseball

Ok so a lot of people are confused over this, allow me to give some clarity.

There’s this little flash game online from way way back, Pooh Baseball. 

It starts off innocently enough as a nice little baseball minigame, but soon spirals out of control. No, it’s not doing creepypasta shit, but it’s just the difficulty ramps up. IT RAMPS UP HARD. It starts off with just introducing curve balls and stuff like that, but then people start cheating. For instance, Tigger can do physics-obliterating zig-zag balls, and the owl’s ones would disappear in mid-air. It was severely difficult, and when 4chan’s /v/ got a hold of this, any incredulousness towards the game soon evaporated. I guarantee that any little kids back in the day probably gave up quickly, but the people from /v/, battlehardened from Dark Souls, Touhou, Wario Ware and all sorts of reflex-driven games, took it upon themselves to try and beat it. 

But then people from /v/ perservered and managed to push on and finally take on the final pitcher - Christopher Robin. 

And they discovered the true depths of hell. 

See, Chris is a cheating motherfucker. There is no other way to describe him. He took notes from every other pitcher (Or devoured all their souls to gain their power, depending on how memey you want to go with this), and can use every one of the tricks that the other pitchers can. 

AND HE CAN COMBINE THEM. 

This resulted in stuff like dissappearing zigzag balls and speed-changing screwballs. It was borderline impossible to beat him. 

I should stress: The people playing this were from /v/. There were men who could go toe-to-toe with Gwyn with no armour and come out on top. There were some who could take on Remillia Scarlet and escape without a hit. There were people who could get through Oblivion with never levelling up.

And they almost all fell against this child and his celestial pitching arm. 

And the memes began to flow.  

I’ve played it myself, and got up to 6. 

I don’t think I have the words to express how much I want to kick a nocturnal bird up the arse. 

OP didn’t mention possibly the hardest part. For starters, the game isn’t called Pooh Baseball, but Winnie the Pooh’s Homerun Derby. To win a level, you have to hit a certain number of home runs out of 50 pitches. Regular hits don’t count.

For Christopher Robin? You have to hit 40 homeruns out of 50 pitches. Four out of five. You have to hit a minimum of 80% dingers against the fucking Shang Tsung of baseball. And that is what takes WTPHRD to the next level

winnie the pooh heritage post

memes i miss: Pooh Baseball

Ok so a lot of people are confused over this, allow me to give some clarity.

There’s this little flash game online from way way back, Pooh Baseball. 

It starts off innocently enough as a nice little baseball minigame, but soon spirals out of control. No, it’s not doing creepypasta shit, but it’s just the difficulty ramps up. IT RAMPS UP HARD. It starts off with just introducing curve balls and stuff like that, but then people start cheating. For instance, Tigger can do physics-obliterating zig-zag balls, and the owl’s ones would disappear in mid-air. It was severely difficult, and when 4chan’s /v/ got a hold of this, any incredulousness towards the game soon evaporated. I guarantee that any little kids back in the day probably gave up quickly, but the people from /v/, battlehardened from Dark Souls, Touhou, Wario Ware and all sorts of reflex-driven games, took it upon themselves to try and beat it. 

But then people from /v/ perservered and managed to push on and finally take on the final pitcher - Christopher Robin. 

And they discovered the true depths of hell. 

See, Chris is a cheating motherfucker. There is no other way to describe him. He took notes from every other pitcher (Or devoured all their souls to gain their power, depending on how memey you want to go with this), and can use every one of the tricks that the other pitchers can. 

AND HE CAN COMBINE THEM. 

This resulted in stuff like dissappearing zigzag balls and speed-changing screwballs. It was borderline impossible to beat him. 

I should stress: The people playing this were from /v/. There were men who could go toe-to-toe with Gwyn with no armour and come out on top. There were some who could take on Remillia Scarlet and escape without a hit. There were people who could get through Oblivion with never levelling up.

And they almost all fell against this child and his celestial pitching arm. 

And the memes began to flow.  

I’ve played it myself, and got up to 6. 

I don’t think I have the words to express how much I want to kick a nocturnal bird up the arse. 

OP didn’t mention possibly the hardest part. For starters, the game isn’t called Pooh Baseball, but Winnie the Pooh’s Homerun Derby. To win a level, you have to hit a certain number of home runs out of 50 pitches. Regular hits don’t count.

For Christopher Robin? You have to hit 40 homeruns out of 50 pitches. Four out of five. You have to hit a minimum of 80% dingers against the fucking Shang Tsung of baseball. And that is what takes WTPHRD to the next level

winnie the pooh heritage post

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

happy decade you weeaboo shits

how i see this post

born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

stop thinking about "glades" and cross your "glaive" with mine boy. a traveller approaches

*sigh* who goes there..

Reblog if you love “family dinner time.”    

You’re a bitch because you don’t have this url

2006

metal is so fucking good I'm eating it

THE GENRE. THE MUSIC. IM EATING THE MUSIC (METAPHORICALLY). I AM NOT A GOAT

STOP SAYING I LIKE TO EAT SHEET METAL

several folks over the years have made condensed lists of Adventure Time episodes for people that want to watch the show, but don’t want to watch all almost-300 episodes and just want to watch what’s relevant to plot. So I’m doing the opposite of that.

here’s my list of Adventure Time episodes for people that don’t want any indication of what’s happening with the plot:

I mostly tried to pick the funniest ones, but there are a few episodes that are just Nice and I like them a lot so I included them anyway. Most of these you can watch in any order with little to no context and they should still make sense on their own. Enjoy ✨🌈