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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

Drinking spiders??!

You put ice cream in a glass and pour soft drink over it. It creates a thick layer of delicious foam on top of a sweet, creamy drink with ice cream in it.

And yes I did attempt to get a picture by googling “Australia spider” like a fucking moron.

I think that’s called a float in the states. Although we usually plop the icecream into the glass after the soda. Similar effect though.

We wouldn’t be able to call it that because the word is way too easy to confuse with a floater, which is a meat pie floating in a bowl of pea soup. It is every bit as delicious as a spider though. I should get some pies and pea soup.

I would like to announce that this is not a standard Australian food, it’s exclusively a South Australian one and the rest of Australia is just as appalled as the rest of the world.

It’s not our fault that the rest of Australia is incorrect about food.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in South Australia and BADLY misinterpreted our survey question,,

Can a pro piracy girl and a pro physical media boy really fall in love

Yeah she pirates it and he converts it to physical media it's a match made in heaven and they're t4t also

Nothing quite demonstrates the generation divide like how both me and my dad are/were MMORPG players, both of us play lizardfolk monks, but in his case in Everquest the Iksar were legit humanoid lizards whereas mine is an Au Ra kawaii uguu anime girl with a few patches of scales and horns

To add to this, back in his day you had to join a guild to do content and his was a bunch of well-paid engineers and lawyers, who he knew and worked with IRL, whereas I just queue up the roulette and do stuff with randoms and never talk to anybody

Got the old login credentials so I could make the comparison

That’s a front page and a half.

imagine if this was any other country in the world. imagine if they had a massive coronation for Xi Jinping while working class people in China were starving to death. they would be nuking the entire country before I even finished this sentence. but because it's the UK, it's perfectly fine and just a necessary consequence of capitalism. apparently the proletariat have to be sacrificed so that the bourgeoisie can afford to sit on a throne of gold and broadcast to the entire world how much stuff they stole from countries they colonized. and this is just treated as fucking normal by people who worship the monarchy?!

sorry for ranting, but I'm going absolutely insane. I hope suckingham phallus blows up in a terrorist attack.

repeat after me:

crying is a HEALTHY release of emotion AND a great way to complete the stress cycle

it also grants you a tiger

If your environment doesn’t allow you to cry when the pain is triggered (you’re in a situation where you might get fired or receive physical or emotional abuse), giving yourself regular access to movies, tv, or reading materials that easily activate your tears can provide a socially acceptable way to get rid of the pain chemicals.

So basically what I'm hearing is if I cry my brain gives me drugs. Good to know.

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

It's him, Julius xi/xir

me telling a lie

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Jarec Wentworth, a straight man well-known for not wrecking men's walls

wait didn't he go to jail?

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Nothing bad, he extorted a republican donor out of a fuck ton of money lol

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