when you have to record the squashed bug in the 17th century book you’re working on 😬
There is,,, a lobster. On the way
There is a lobster somewhere in the facility but we don’t know where
This is not a joke btw I was supposed to receive and acclimate a lobster today but I waited around in the lobby for an hour before finding out that the Lobster Deliverer went around back and gave the lobster to the aquarist and he went out on a diving trip without telling anyone where he put the lobster. There is literally a lobster here somewhere and we can’t find it. Lobster location unknown.
Update he put it in one of the lobster traps tied to the pier. Which is fine, that’s where it was gonna go anyway until we set up its display, but I would’ve preferred to acclimate it before plopping it into the ocean. But the hooligan has been contained. There will be no surprise lobster attacks today.
Update 2 here is Thee Lobster
Altamira Cave, Santillana del Mar, Spain is one of the most important artistic expressions of Prehistory. Its polychrome ceiling has been described as the "Sistine Chapel" of rock art and dated to about 15,000 and 12,000 years ago. Superior paleolithic
what is like... the most on brand, stereotypical zodiac sign trait is true for you?
I would not call myself a fan of women's wrestling given that I have not ever actually watched it BUT I am definitely a fan of homoerotic women's wrestling gifs. those I enjoy immensely
Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon in costume as Josephine and Daphne in the United Artists/Billy Wilder comedy Some Like It Hot, 1959. During an interview with Entertainment Weekly in 2006, Curtis shared the following recollections about making the movie: EW: You weren’t happy with the dresses they initially gave you. TC: Oh, horrible! They put Debbie Reynolds’ clothes on me from a costume company. Her waist was up around my armpits! And they tried some Loretta Young outfits. But all her clothes wanted to do was spin around. So Billy said let Orry-Kelly make them for you. Boy, did we get excited! We had custom garter belts and brassieres, shoes that fit us properly, and nice cloche hats and those high collars that Olivia de Havilland used to wear in those early movies. Oh, did I love them! EW: You look like Eve Arden. TC: And a little bit of Grace Kelly and my mother. EW: How long did it take for you and Jack to become Josephine and Daphne? TC: About 30 minutes for makeup. Then we’d put on our hair and the costumes. We’d be ready in about an hour and 15 minutes. EW: That’s pretty fast. TC: Yeah, we wanted to get that behind us. Neither Jack nor I liked sitting in a makeup chair too long. So we’d lie back in those chairs and reach across and hold each other’s hand. We’d just hang on to each other.
I will say the terror is great bc all of these actors have whatever the opposite of Instagram face is. Adam Nagaitis has a face that knows cholera
this is the funniest thing in the entire world
derry girls be like i can excuse hatred for the english but i draw the line at homophobia
it’s pride month so it felt appropriate to make screencaps out of the perfect scene in Galavant where an army of gays save the day
an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems
i have some too
Christine and Neville Brown’s Grade II-listed Welsh longhouse










