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@saintsideways

get stickbugged, idiot
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pearwaldorf
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biggaybunny

Just checked out a Disco Elysium speedrun to see what they could do to this game, and it turns out there’s (at least in some versions) a glitch that lets you start with max stats/skills. So they put on their pants, run outside, grab kim, grab money from the company rep, buy a book, and then read (skipping time) for two days until the map opens up and they can solve the entire case. They notably:

  • Do not examine the corpse, you know, the one whose murder you are solving
  • Do not put any thought in the thought cabinet
  • Do not remember their name or face
  • Do not examine the car
  • Talk to Kim like twice
  • Never talk to several characters like Evrart
  • Do not save Kim during the tribunal
  • Never visit the church
  • Don’t have the ex-something dream
  • Don’t talk to the [REDACTED] because they didn’t do any side content
  • I feel the need to emphasize, they never put on a goddamn shirt or any shoes

So to summarize, an amnesiac, half-naked freak-of-nature with 0 thoughts in his head wakes up, haggles his way out of debt and into money, re-reads a trashy fantasy novel for two solid days, and then solves a bizarre murder mystery single-handedly, forcing his precinct to reluctantly take him back, all while having never learned a single lesson about himself or the world.

#sounds like a good weekend#disco elysium
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captainshakespear
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play-now-my-lord

Canadian version of Breaking Bad where Walter White refuses to pursue chemotherapy through state healthcare because it would be impolite, choosing instead to manufacture and distribute menthol cigarettes of astounding purity with the assistance of his former pupil Jessé Bonhomme-Rose

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jakethesequel

In canada high school french class we had to read a play about impoverished quebecois teenagers smuggling menthols across the US border to avoid taxes

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play-now-my-lord

i never imagined in a million years this shitpost would reflect anything real about canada

#oh canada