I like that the way you talk about middle aged men is almost misogynistic
slaps that old mans ass and says "youd be prettier if you smiled more"
grabbed one of my fav phone pics from mcr melb night 1 and played with the colours a bit for funsies (first pic is unedited for comparison)
Can we have some nurse G in the sweetest chill?
nursing is hard sometimes
lana del rey was right. i am tired of feeling like i’m fucking crazy
weedcellar
Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.
kimbras
im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante
me n the horrors are in a ' lesbian situationship '
hate when couples say ‘we’re pregnant!!!’ both of you? prove it
i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
Do you need something.
before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard