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America's Next Top Martyr

@saintsatellite / saintsatellite.tumblr.com

this actually is a place of honor and a shitload of valuable stuff is here tbh

came very close just now to writing out an entire post detailing my insecurities but you're NOT gonna get me that easy

did everyone see roisin's followup to "puberty blockers are evil" because it was "i shouldn't have said anything" which is notably distinct from "i was wrong" or "I am sorry to trans people"

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What if we had to make posts by writing with a quill and scroll or what ever lol. I could do it because of my connection to Gaia but my followers are weak

okay it is good that I had to wean myself off most internet validation over the past few years bc otherwise I would be in shambles right now.

uhhh I'm probably gonna try to take a week off Tumblr for now bc I just open it and feel bad so 🫡

If you can't handle me at my early-transition flop era you don't deserve me at my 5 years hrt stacked milf era

Been running some focus tests on some news recently, stay tuned

i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.

the confusing blend of emotions that comes from realizing you have exactly the fleabag pwb haircut