Ok, my main tag for important things/things that catch my eye is #Saint's Archives, which replaces my #tagging so I don't lose this tag, but not completely. There's still a bunch of things I haven't re-tagged from because I didn't have the attention span, so if you want to search for important stuff, keep those two tags in mind.

That said, any important posts will from now on be tagged #Saint's Archives. The important posts in question will be things like site workarounds for tumblr and other sites (such as search function workarounds because the search function is garbage here), helplines and hotlines for those who need it, totally not piracy of video games/movies/adobe softwares, computer tips (like how to disable that bitch Cortana to stop her using up your ram), a few funny things, and other stuff. I don't have individual tags for those at the moment because I'm bad at being tidy, at least on here.

And as always, if you want something tagged, whether you want to block it or visit it later, feel free to make a request and I'll do my best to tag them. Have fun!

New tag: #Support Artists. This tag will contain artists posting about their commissions. I recommend you check their bios or pinned posts to see if they're still open for commissions, as the posts i reblog may become outdated over time.

I'm slowly getting organized on here at least. If and when I make enough tags, I'll make another shorter post that lists them, and doesn't take up your dash. Or I might just do that anyway.

I saw this posted on twt but haven’t seen it on tumblr yet:

Y’ALL.

QUANNAH CHASINGHORSE

UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT.

BTS:

That’s a good work perk.

Extreme ironing is a real sport. Click to read the full fact.

A stoner rubs a bong and a genie comes out, offering three wishes. 

A stoner rubs a bong and a genie comes out, offering three wishes. 

The stoner says, "ok for my first wish, I want a six inch joint." And poof! A joint appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.

"For my second wish, I want a 12 inch blunt!" And poof! A blunt appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.

"Ok now for my third wish, I want an 18 inch monster roll with a THC-concentrate core!" And poof! The biggest blunt you've ever seen appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.

Finally the genie gets up and slowly starts to stagger away. Then he stops, turns his head and smiles, and says, "ok man, one more wish"

I don't think I'm going to rush into another Zelda game, but if anybody has any suggestions for which one I should play next

Twilight Princess is pretty good. If you can get the Wii U version I’d recommend that

Already own it lol

The Hyrule Warriors series games are pretty fun, even though they're just capture/defend horde mode games. Taking down 50 enemies in a single swing is pretty euphoric.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fix-2

Normally I wouldn’t steal the bonus panel from the website, but I think you can agree today merits an exception:

Maybe plow the Lord’s fields in heaven

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For your protection

as the world gets scarier and more uncertain, we have to make sure not to lose sight of what matters most: castrophizing as much as possible and tearing eachother apart over small stupid details

The happiest boy

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[ID: the video is a tiktok by @yungvec, captioned "never asking my white friend to film me bowling again (black person facepalming emoji)". it takes place in a bowling alley with red lighting. a black man holds a bowling ball up to the camera before taking a few steps forward and throwing it down a lane, where it knocks all the pins down. an audibly white person, presumably the one videoing, says, "hooray!" in a tonal clash with the rest of the video so far and the video ends.

the first picture is a screenshot of some of the notes of this post, with a string of a good thirty or so people saying "hooray! :D" (with a few minor variances). the second picture is the Simpsons "Good lord, what is happening in there?" meme, in which an older man stands up from his seat at a table and points to a doorway that another man is standing in front of, partially blocking. it's been edited so that the doorway has "notes" in the tumblr font in it, and the text reads, "Good lord, Hooray! :D happening in there?" /end ID]

@indelibleevidence you're absolutely right

We're supporting the writers strike

Your daily dose of cat memes

Connect with woman in your neighboorhood searching for sex!

Funnier still is the porn bot in the comments asking this porn bot for some cooch.

How to catch a horse

thread time! what male celebrities looked like when they were the age of their current girlfriends!!!

serial domestic abuser brad pitt in 2005 when he was 32, the current age of ines de ramon

george clooney in 2006 when he was 45, the current age of amal

jake gyllenhaal (famous for dating taylor swift when she was 20 and he was 31) in 2006 when he was 26, the current age of jeanne cadieu

chris evans in 2005 when he was 24/25, the current age of alba baptista

joaquin phoenix in 2013 when he was 38, the current age of rooney mara

let's continue!

jeff goldblum in 1993 when he was 40, the current age of emilie livingston (they married 9 years ago, she was 10 years old in 1993)

leonardo dicaprio in 1998 at 24, the current age of victoria lamas

jesse rutherford in 2013 at 21, the current age of billie eilish (they met when she was 15)

dennis quaid in 1983 at 30, the age of his current wife who he started dating when she was 26 but there's literally no pics of him at that age bc his career didn't start yet

I really wish that radblr would stop embarrassing feminists with this insistence that somehow an age gap is proof of grooming even when both people are adults who met each other when they were adults.

Because a) in that case it doesn’t matter, and you’re infantilizing grown women when you say that it does; and because b) enormous age differences happen in lesbian relationships all the time, and it makes you sound really lesbophobic and biphobic every time you say it’s not healthy. Healthy is as healthy does. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. This is pure American Puritanism of wanting everyone to fit the same pattern. Please, just let it go.

It has NOTHING to do with grooming and you’re the one embarrassing feminists by thinking so. It’s the fact that this is ALWAYS the pattern, it’s so rare to see men picking older women. Why is that? Unpack THAT. It’s not about grooming, it’s about pedophilic beauty standards placed on women. Come on babe, use your critical thinking skills.

>this is always the pattern

Madonna springs to mind. Her boyfriend as of last fall was 41 years younger. Which is a larger age gap than any of these relationships.

OP implies middle-aged women are still babes in the romantic woods, which seems sexist to me.

Jada Pinkett Smith dated a man 21 years younger (51/27) while she was separated from Will.

JLo dated her backup dancer, 18 years younger.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. Possibly the most famous example, after Madonna.

Incidentally, the president of France is married to a woman who was a teacher at his high school. She has a son who is two years older than her husband. Rumors claim they started dating when he was 16.

Sam Taylor-Johnson is married to Aaron Taylor-Johnson, with a 23 year gap.

Joan Collins married a man 32 years younger.

Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble: 25 years. Again, some of her kids are older than Corey.

And if you want lesbian rep, there's Holland Taylor and Sarah Paulson, with 32 years.

Also let's not act like many women don't happily go for older men, with the reasoning that men their age are too "immature". The only actually concerning examples in OP's list are Billie Eilish considering she was an actual minor when she met the guy, and Brad Pitt, but that's due to the domestic abuse regardless of age difference.

Adding one to the list, Cher's most recent boyfriend, Alexander Edwards, is 31, while Cher is 77.

Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

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