I'm sorry but Americans are simply not the weird ones here for taking basic safety precautions before operating a piece of mechanical equipment!

See the difference is that outside of the US people don't need to worry about helmets because the roads and streets are actually safe

ASPHALT IS ASPHALT AND CONCRETE IS CONCRETE

the world is so beautiful but it would be slightly more beautiful if i could cook rice with my mind

oh to be this guy fucking shredding on keytar during the austrian national anthem

cats are such decadent little beasts like look at this thang

Beauty cutie ✨

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

happy too tired July everyone

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Magnus Archives fan I see

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

I’m at the combination psychiatrist/taco bell

call that a [joke pending]

call that a shrinkwrap supreme

big mans tanning in the sun.. what a life lived.

fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head

I fully agree with the sentiment but also seeing this reblogged onto my dash by my sibling feels like a warning.

asexual nicki minaj moodboard

certified iconic post

stop putting this post on my dash do you not understand how fucking aphobic this shit is

It’s just not on boys. I know we all like to joke around here but when your posts are this likely to cause suicides, it’s just dangerous

imagine committing suicide over asexual nicki minaj moodbosrd

somehow, again,

certified iconic post

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

let brug cook

well. sign ME up

i might have just done something great

me and my gang