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Georgia, 19 ◕‿◕.

snail emoji reviews

apple:

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very detailed, blur tool is a little excessive; i appreciate the faithfulness to the eye stalks

google:

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simple and perfect. what a beautiful friend!! he smiles for you

microsoft:

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easily identifiable, small spots add to maximum snail

samsung:

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a good friend, yes, but his eyes should be up there you fools

LG:

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very shiny. the slimiest of all of our friends here, impervious to sharp objects at any angle. too powerful

HTC:

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simple and green, a very nice pal we have here today folks

Messenger:

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his shell looks like a cinnamon roll, sweet boy

Twitter:

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purple pal

Mozilla:

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minimalist pink friend, i trust him with my crops

Emoji One:

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mischievous, chaotic neutral

Emojidex:

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eventually, this will be the being who we all have to submit to.

in short, i love all of them

Oh the whole time i was waiting for one where it was just like what the fuck is this