in my joyous whimsy

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milk5

The global cultural exchange brought on by the internet is beautiful because for the first time in history it is relatively normal for ohioan teenagers to develop extremely unhealthy romantic yearnings for lithe wuxia men trapped inside digital casinos

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[ID: Screenshot of a post from r/cats titled, "will i ever be able to eat my yogurt alone again???" Attached is a photo of a small grey kitten gazing longingly at something behind the camera. End ID]

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I feel like being delusional and telling people Im dating someone mysterious that doesnt like being around other people... i want to LIE my way into LOVE

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fanonical

my girlfriend wanted more than the amount of children you can adopt in skyrim so she taught herself how to mod it so that you could adopt them all, and uploaded it to a skyrim modding community so other likeminded player could utilize her code.

months later, an update was added to skyrim that was basically her code, verbatim, lifted directly from the mod, without credit or even permission. this made her so angry that she, at age seventeen, booked a flight to maryland, went to bethesda headquarters and demanded to see todd himself to yell at him.

of course, she was immediately denied this request and escorted out of the building because she was a scary six foot seventeen year old canadian lesbian who had flown all the way to yell at a man who probably had no idea her code was stolen, but she is still legitimately, 100% furious with him to this day

i fucking love her.

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dorkery

FACE YOUR CRIMES, HOWARD

i’ve long since retired from collecting fake internet stories but this stands out in my mind as one that’s just so bold faced and iconic because at no point in skyrim was there an update that allowed you to adopt more than 2 children. i love this post

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Im afraid shes with the share reels disease... we're gonna have to put her down

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some days I enter cities but they throw pennies at me