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they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy

Dude that’s pretty orange cat behavior of you

I think it needs to become common knowledge that "inability to read social cues" can show up as overcompensating.

You don't know how much misbehaviour is allowed, so you become the perfect child who never tests rules.

You don't know if someone is irritated with you, so you'll be extra generous and self-effacing.

You don't know how much is expected of you at work so you'll kill yourself in a minimum-wage job and not notice that nobody else is working like this.

"Hardworking and quiet" should be as much of an autism red flag as "ignores rules and doesn't know when to stop talking". Or why don't we just start using words to communicate so i can stop tracking everybody's eyebrow twitches, that would be great.

Adding “Tiktok Mary Poppins cosplayer respond to allegations that he was wearing a Third Reich medal in his latest fit by coming out as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler complete with past life memories before his entire social media prescence was nuked with the sole exception of their egg-laying kink spotify playlists” to the internet sentences treasure vault. Amid all the societal decay we still got it boys.

also, fuck the concept of pain scales and incapacitating pain and any of that shit that’s fucking relative, because I keep feeling like I’m faking whenever people are like “oh wow my cousin gets like knocked out from migraines, I’m amazed you’re at work!” 

and it’s like. 

man I wish I could be home, I wish I could treat this pain as unbearable, I wish I could curl up in a ball forever and not deal with the world

but the idea of what is or is not incapacitating becomes really fucking blurry when I have a job and rent and need to eat and do the basic necessities to live my life

and I’ve had a migraine nonstop for six days.

I cannot fucking afford for any level of pain to be incapacitating.

People without siblings should be required to undergo rigorous training before they're allowed to be a roommate

Only children in the notes are so mad you'd think I asked them to share or something

i hate living in a flat bc it’s like i get home at the end of the day and ur telling me i have to walk up STAIRS to get to my HOUSE THAT IS BASICALLY ONE ROOM. i’m tired and i’m gonna jump you. i shouldn’t have to deal with stairs in this situation. i’m gonna kill you actually

@macaronimaiden

I … I need a moment.

I love this actually

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me

cant believe it's 31st january already. whats next, the rest of the year? i think the fuck not

Quick PSA:

Someone getting a mobility aid they need isn't "giving up", no matter their age.

If they say they need it, they need it and your "inspiration speech" isn't needed.

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

I'm sorry I can't read that book you recommended. Yeah, no, it's just that beginning something new that I don't know if I'm in the mood for is to me what plastic bags are to horses and if you play 30 seconds of an unfamiliar audiobook I WILL spook and break two of my legs.

mutuals introduce me to your local ecosystem. I won't be invasive. I'll be very chill about it

We need to start bullying fashion twinks out of the plus size section of thrift stores

Wolfenstein, for those who don’t know, is a videogame series with soon to be eleven entries in the series, all of them entirely centred around killing Nazis ever since the very first game in 1981.

‘way to make it political’ buddy do you know what series this is

hey remember the old days when “Nazis were bad” was a politically neutral statement.  That isn’t sarcastic i’m genuinely nostalgic 

we had a war about this the whole world was invited it was pretty conclusive

clearly we didnt finish the job, we’ll be more thorough next time

Credit: @shencomix

I saw a video of a guy talking about women sexualizing themselves on only fans and how “y’all complain when we sexualize you but you do it yourselves”…

This is the kind of person you know is not safe to be with.

Women sexualizing themselves is consensual, if they want to do that then who are you to forbid them?

But men sexualizing women is often non-consensual. Two very different things.

i remember on twitter a guy said something similar (or perhaps this verbatim) and someone replied “look who just discovered consent!”

Fun Fact: in one month (1/1/23), all Sherlock Holmes stories hit the public domain and the Conan Doyle Estate can't do shit! I say this for absolutely no reason but also congrats in advance to the happy couple.