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I have one blog and no side blogs. good luck (:

@sage-26

minor (17), they/he lesbian, australian. Hello!! my blog is an absolute mess, whoops

lord, grant me the courage to not read the comments, the wisdom to not read the comments, and the molotov cocktail just in case i read the comments anyway

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attempting to explain to your mother that she may, at some point in her life, have made a non-optimal decision

Golf is an extremely effeminate game. Its a non-contact low-exertion activity played on a perfectly manicured little picnic lawn and between individual actions you sit in a dainty car and get driven to the next spot so you arent blemished by the act of walking under the sun. If elderly men ever realized this it would be cataclysmic

You dont even have to drive the little cart or handle the clubs yourself you can go to the front desk hire one of their eunuchs to do it all for you

Are .... are the caddies normally eunuchs?

Are... Are yours not?

Uruk, Iraq 

The sorta literal translation from the arabic is so much more beautiful

“From here rose the first written letter, (finding its way) to every point on earth”

I like this version more

children are the no.1 fan of alternative fashions. even beyond legitimate members of the subcultures. you'll never love your look more than some 9yo at the mall burning holes into your back with their stare while they build up the courage to tell you they like your spikes/frills/tattoos/etc.

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no, but really, the doctor waltzing into versailles in the 1700s wearing converse, getting accused of being a witch in 1600s lancashire while wearing a rainbow-printed t-shirt, getting involved in a poisoning plot in ancient rome while wearing a suit, wearing shades and playing the electric guitar in the middle ages, parading 19th century cardiff, alongside charles dickens, in a leather jacket, all that kind of anachronistic chaos is part of not only the show, but who the doctor is as a person. they don't bother with outfit changes 90% of the time. the fact that suddenly gatwa!doctor is wearing a different, era-appropriate outfit in every new promo pic is - to me at least - out of character.

Maybe their experience of being tried as a witch changed their opinion on wearing ahistorical outfits

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we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

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binches

im gorbachev who wants to be reagan

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an-alternative-lifestyle

Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants

I put “no hookups, no communists” in my Tinder profile. I haven’t been getting any matches so there must either be a bunch of sluts around me of a bunch of godless reds.

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femoids

this is literally the funniest post on here