finger-licking good
and its ontological opposite:
toe-sucking evil
Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat
if you're a morally dubious man on tv what you're going to want to do is go look at your kids while they're sleeping. then drive your car somewhere
no offense but some of you should be earning your chippy hike badges instead of whatever it is you're doing on here
Item: Badge of the Chippy Hike; allows the wearer to proudly inform the world that they once walked to a nearby chip shop and ate some chips. It’s like those Pilgrim Badges that Medieval travelers would wear
I missed this Hey Duggee episode
imagine getting this review
I guarantee that Monica at the front desk has not been able to live this review down and her coworkers absolutely bring it up regularly.
If I were Monica I'd print this review out and frame it
i just know walt sleeps like this on the couch after a long day of killing people and manipulating jesse
in the TikTok robot lady voice
Yeah sure I'll reblog that
Management should feel lucky to be alive.
Fred Prinze Jr's Fred walked so Ryan Gosling's Ken could run
That's just the same man again.
recently rewatched return of the king and despite knowing it was coming i was not prepared for how profoundly gross it is when denethor bites that tomato
tbh i'm kind of in awe of this shot. that they managed to capture absolute foulest human-tomato interaction to ever occur in the history of the earth
"How do we let the audience know how morally bankrupt this character is?"
"Have him eat a tomato like That."
Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess
how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website
one of my cousins has one of those wretched sequined nicolas cage pillows and today the rest of us received this photo of perhaps the most upsetting thing i’ve seen all year, slugolas cage