guy at urinal: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHUGGGGHHH!
guy next to him wearing wraparound shades talking into his Bluetooth: Yeah i’m peeing at a urinal right now. Yeah. The noise is the guy next to me. Yeah, he’s peeing too. Yeah. Peeing so hard he’s screaming
- Suck at Videogame in front of Women.
- Suck Women in front of Videogames.
I reject the idea that kindness and gentleness and love needs to involve a bunch of gentle flowery language
I help you move, I bake you a pie, I sit next to you on purpose. How are you not getting the message yet? What do you want? A love poem? I don't know how to write those. Here, take this rock. It's your favorite color.
One of my dad's close friends reads online newspapers constantly and he always texts my dad articles that he thinks that he would enjoy. Where's the romanticization of that kind of behavior?
i am a big fan of being in bed.
the bed fandom is dying. repost if youre a true sleepyhead
everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine
romantic and sexual partner.
i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands
It’s been over a year since my first CaitVi piece 🤭
15 Mikus I did for #miku100 challenge in June/July 2021, but gave up afterwards. It was fun to try and come up with something different everyday, but ultimately very tiring
You've heard of sakura sonic, now get ready for sky amy <333
