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Philosophical haircut
Cats Who Have No Intention Of Letting You Read Your Book
“Spoiler alert: the main character dies. Now gimme some tuna.”
(photos via the dodo)
20 Funny Relationship Notes That Capture Those Little Couple Moments
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Shoutout to people who can’t stand loud noise because of anxiety or sensory issues or chronic migraines and have to deal with people being unnecessarily loud all the time but can’t do or say anything about it because that’s “rude” and “ruining everyone’s good time”
me as a cat
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Praise the booty
“yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice”
GeoKitty is not sure she fancies haute cuisine.
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*stops sucking dick to answer my phone*
Hey mom
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*flips hair back and sits up on my knees*
Nah, I’m not busy, whats up?
