Copied Factory (Elanor Rigby parody)
To the tune of Elanor Rigby by The Beatles, and yes there’s an extra verse just enjoy it kupo!
Waaaaait, in queue for Copied Factory Waaaaait, in queue for Copied Factory
New bonus Scholar Picks up the i440 Warrior tanking the floor Vuln stacks galore Dies to a pink orb That drifted straight toward them at very slow speed Lose a 96 Need
All the AOE markers Where do they all come from? All the AOE markers Where do they all belong?
A zoned out White Mage They just keep casting glare unaware of chat rage Ignores dead Red Mage One of the tanks left Dragoon backflips to the middle with missiles that trace Puddles in the wrong place
All the AOE markers (Whyyyy is there an Egi-Titan) Where do they all come from? All the AOE markers (Whyyyy is there an Egi-Titan) Where do they all belong?
Still watching cutscene Everyone scatters as 9S turns main-tank to dust Healers adjust They ran out of mp The Astro weeps because no one watches cast bars Mechanics are for cars
All the AOE markers (Myyyy gear is almost broken now) Where do they all come from? All the AOE markers (Myyyy gear is almost broken now) Where do they all belong?
The add phase begins There is only five people for the stack mark at C No tank at B Adds tether together People yell “separate” as they watch on dismayed Wipes the whole raid
All the AOE markers Where do they all come from? All the AOE markers Where do they all belong?
