Marie is best girl.
i love that halo can die from the broken steam pipes at the start of the first game... uh oh earth is really in trouble now, halo went out broccoli style
I’ve had so many people just go through my profile recently and blow up my notifications
You know you can just blow me instead right
Just got the best head of my life
man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me
From what
nobody would be able to stop me
my body is a machine that turns dicks into rare gems and artifacts
my body is a machine that turns rare gems and artifacts into sucked dicks
my body is made of rare gems and artifacts that turn sucked dicks into machines
thats really scary you should go to the hospital
my body is normal
grow up
yeah whats youre problem
lets fucking kill them
of course lgbt people like horror. what did you think lgbt stands for? lycanthropy gore blood terror
The masculine urge to strangle geese to death with my bare hands?
The threat that we won't have new shows and movies coming out because of the strikes would hit a little harder if 99.9% of everything coming out wasn't God awful derivative schlock that you watch once and immediately forget.
"Due to the strike we've had to turn the diarrhea machine off"
Android girl (trying to flirt): *Slaps her own ass* It runs Doom! 🤗🤗
Corner camping with a shotgun in the mystic sanctum of the ancient elves
