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the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
Like this?
actually what the christ
Don’t worry! Once it catches you it won’t have to be blank anymore
Don’t worry! Once it
catches you it won’t have to
be blank anymore
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
if i was a fine, fragile linen would you handwash me 🥺 or put me in that damned maschine 😑
the term "i love to boggy" will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon
popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout
You know how when you use a bendy straw you pull the bendy part up before you bend it? I want someone to do that to my spine.
unshrimp me back please
it’s so scary that fish teeth sometimes look like people teeth. you’re not supposed to have that. well maybe piranhas are scared of us having piranha teeth. i will reflect on my human centric worldview (folds my hands behind my back and gazes out at the horizon)
This is my new favourite headline I've seen all year lmaooo
Favourite responses to my favourite headline so far:
#uhm yes#I would like to see 100+ trans men compete for who is prettiest in skimpy clothing. please and thank you
this just in, Italy confirms that trans women have a biological advantage in being hot
really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it
avg day on late Web 2.0
this is the only day you can reblog this post until 2023
this is the only day you can reblog this post until 2028
If tangled were released in 2023 rapunzel would have confronted mother gothel about her emotional abuse and gothel would've said "I'm so sorry rapunzel my mom did that to me too and now I have learned the error of my ways" then uhhh sacrificed herself to save rapunzel from the king who turned out to be the REAL villain because while on surface level he seemed like an amazing father he actually arranged a marriage for rapunzel to some random prince and wanted to have flynn executed or some shit. I really shouldn't be writing this during a writers strike lest Disney steals this script for the live action remake
Lowkey tired of these new Disney/Pixar flicks about neatly resolving intergenerational trauma that I can project my healing fantasies onto I want more movies about learning to live with the fact you'll just never be enough for certain people so stop basing your entire life around needing everyone's approval and validation
so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things
Hi I know I never make actual posts but I just found out i made it to final callbacks for universal studios Japan and im very excited okay that’s all I just wanna talk about it LMAO
me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures
if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane
meanwhile all the far right commentary catboy youtube channels would have videos titled ‘HAS “MALE CALICO” ACCEPTANCE GONE TOO FAR?’ with the thumbnail of some random calico catboy who was shown in 0.001 second of a popular clothing brand’s pride month ad
there would be a whole other discourse over why we should stop talking about calico catboys when no one knows the struggle of transitioning from a girl orange cat (cute) to a male orange cat (stupid)
sorry for injecting discourse into your escapism fantasy again.. unfortunatly the rituals of pointless transmasc infighting would probably transcend realities im ngl
thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing
life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious
if you don't know where to go, just wander! go to the store and don't buy anything, go to the library just to sit and do whatever you were going to do at home, go to a park and just walk around/sit outside for a bit (weather permitting, of course)
just put some headphones in and walk around the block a couple times if you really have nothing else to do, just getting a bit of air and change of scenery is so good for you
me the first few weeks of forcing myself to go on daily walks (it gets better tho)
i really need tumblr to learn the concept of “if you physically cannot do this then this post is not talking about you” because jesus christ.
@a-spectacular-pigeon you get it.
