Me before having sex with my beautiful girlfriend

Me: *removes my clown nose*

Me: *removes my clown wig*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief *

Me: *removes my silk ha-

will not be watching the oscars out of respect for paddington bear

i feel like eric andres desk

I need physical affection, i want to establish that these are real clowns and that something Was nothing. memes just were. “Longcat is long.” an undeniably true, self-reflexive statement. water is wet, fire is hot, longcat is long. memes were simpler back then, in 2006. they stood for something. and that something Was nothing. memes just were. “Longcat is long.” an undeniably true, self-reflexive statement. water is wet, fire is hot,

terrifyingly coherent post

kkcu (keira knightley cinematic universe)

aren’t those just period dramas

i know the “ok tumblr children please here are the rules to twitter and please behave” posts are so patronizing and dumb but some of you NEED to know that your likes are public

a legend

Lilly Kane aka Amanda Seyfried (@mingey on IG) replying to Kristen’s photo. 😂

Other actresses are always like, I want to break away, do something different, and then there is Kirsten Bell who won’t let Veronica Mars die because she’s just like, “Veronica is brilliant. Veronica won’t die out. EVER. Bring Veronica Mars back as a musical. Bring her back as a novel. Bring her back as a comic. Bring her back as a movie. As a netflix show. As a hulu show. As a cereal. Just give me Veronica Mars back.” And that is true dedication. 

now that having basically any image in your posts places you at risk of getting flagged for “sensitive content” by the new algorithms, we’re just going have to start posting our reaction images in text format

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normal bird

I was born with the gift of hands and I’m going to make that everyone else’s problem

fuck you crows are my favorite bird and they don’t need teeth they’re already perfect. im so mad rn this is horrible! I hope someone eats your spleen crow teeth you bad, bad boy.

thank you, next

if you enter your url on this website it’ll show you if you have content that tumblr could potentially delete your blog for

its a link to a big time rush video

*Meanwhile, on Twitter

they’re getting rid of custom themes????

y’all deadass?

Carla Gugino was the best possible casting for Olivia Crain. There is no one else who could have played “hauntingly beautiful” or break my heart as well as she did.

The Haunting of Hill House: Olivia + Theo ↳ “If you’re feeling overwhelmed and you think nobody will understand, you can talk to me. About anything.“

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HE HAS ARRIVED

That last line took me out