This is the best post i have ever seen in the entirety of my tiny human life

oh my fucking god

Noah Sparn, a student in California got more than he bargained for Wednesday when was caught on camera punching a visually impaired classmate at school. Sparn, who defended himself rather than apologize on Twitter, is facing severe punishment.

Whoop his ass…

mad respect

Damn.

I love this so much

We are also one of three nations without paid maternity leave, and the only developed (“first world”) country without maternity leave.

We are the only Western country without universal healthcare.

It costs more to have a child in the US than in any other country.

In many countries you don’t have to pay for college, and if students do pay, it’s nowhere near the amounts that the US students pay.

I could continue, but I think I’ve made my point.

Also your police shoots black people

I don’t want to live in this country anymore.

everyone loves thick thighs but dont nobody wanna talk about the chaffing, dark marks and bumps that come with them but ok

^^^^^^

They want airbrushed thick thighs

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

“Okay :(”

What the FUCK is this I’m dying

me outside the club

me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin

Omg

I don’t get it

There are certain set procedures for finding bombs/getting bomb threats at a school that would have been followed if they had truly thought that was the case, but they followed a sum of 0 of those set procedures.  Making the case of it just being plain old discrimination and harassment even more believable.

Is this Louie CK

who is she

The future

hmu if you’re into symmetry

Im so in love w her

How tf California in a dtougbt

There’s water to the left of y'all Like Go get it. It’s always been there.

you know how hard it is to take saltwater and make it drinkable? Not that simple

Why ont you start with removing the salt from ya attitude

“So, we’re doing a photoshoot; I got in last nigh to Columbus and we went downtown in Columbus, where we’re from to shoot some photos because uh, cause we’re doing a photoshoot”