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20 she/her

ava literally just had a one on one meeting with god and still took off the crown of thorns to look at beatrice as if she were the only person worthy of her devotion (she completely and fully and utterly is, btw)

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Identity crisis

I kinda love that fanartists have to do their best to draw a character that fits nona and harrow since they’re sooo different

𝘐'𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦. 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦. 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦

there should be a show about a modern girl trying to achieve sainthood/martyrdom i think you'd have a lot of shit to work with there also it would be kind of funny like her peers are at an age where theyre obsessing over boys while shes obsessing over how her chances of being burned at the cross is getting thinner and thinner and how hard being canonized will be in this age of late stage capitalism where she'll sin regardless of intent and also since at a young age shes harbored an intense fixation over female saints not because of any underlying reasons it's totally not because she's a lesbian and also one time in 4th grade during recess she tried to incite her classmates to stone her to death and she likes to go hunting for angels and once she tried to rob a medieval grave under the belief that her holy weapon was hidden deep there. she's such a silly little girl

BESTIE THE SIZE OF YOUR BRAIN

i genuinely do love everyone’s commitment to ianthe’s high-waisted leather pants but i feel like the batshit outfits she was assembling out of valancy’s wardrobe in htn also deserve acknowledgement 

Venture~

[...]
"Forget about them Granger." The Slytherin girl continued while Hermione was slowly taking it all in.
"Forget about Potter, Draco, Krum, or even that whiny little weasel who seems to follow you everywhere like a lost puppy. They're not worth your time."
Hermione was too entranced by the ethereal look the blue light of the night gave to her face to pay too much attention to her words.
Noticing her apparent wonder, Pansy slowly leaned into her face, her breathy voice now but a caress:
"Someone should have shown you what real fun is a long time ago."

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A little girls time for my Pansmione stans out there 😉😘👭

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harrowhark nonagesimus is the character of all time. she's 3'6 and made of soggy pipe cleaners and will hiss at anyone who gets too close to her and yet she is almost universally beloved. palamedes sextus is like this is my best friend and my special guy. ianthe tridentarius is like i WILL marry this nasty smelly woman. gideon nav devoted her soul and body to her after hating her for 17 slutty, slutty years. god himself was like you are the wildest and saddest bitch i've ever met and you are a daughter to me. and harrowhark is just sitting there with 3/4 of a brain and vomit on her robe

Thinking about how Ianthe is a scheming murderous villain simply because she wants to be. She's a creep and a weirdo. She's fucking hilarious and cries herself to sleep every night. She'll give you a makeover. She's beautiful in a wet rat way, not a sexy way. She wants posters of her face and deflects every compliment with "you should see my sister". She doesn't ask for help. She wants to be kissed. She's a genius necromancer and she'll make you friendship bracelets. She would kill for her sister and solely calls her dumb bimbo to her face. She loves monologuing. She'll let you sleep in her bed when you need a refuge. She judges everyone. She wants to marry the girl she has a crush on. She's all cracked lips and gay loneliness. She'll never let you know her next move.

Ianthe...

ianthe is like really pathetic and wet and ratty but imagine just imagine how pathetic and ratty she would be if she ate corona's soul instead of babs'. shes a fun kinda gross now but she'd be downright ugly and disgusting if she had consumed corona and had to live the rest of her life looking into the eyes of the one person she ever actually loved truly whenver she looked in a mirror.