ice cold take but if you have to pay for accessibility features it is not in fact accessible
tshirt that says be patient with me i am constantly relearning what it means to be human
former US intelligence officer swears under oath there is love & hope in this world
Currently, I sleep with a 15 lb blanket. It no longer feels particularly heavy. If I continue to pile more weighted blankets on top of it, I can get strong as fuck in my sleep. Eventually I’ll look like Goku just from sleeping
This is my autism workout plan
u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough
life is so much better when u stop hyperanalysing urself and realise u can’t hate urself into being better u just have to accept ur a lil weird n fucked up slightly but it’s not that deep just live
Consider, from the perspective of ten years ago, an ex-president saying he used to constantly fantasize about fucking men, and the reaction being "yeah, whatever, poser."
I am not meant for casual. I was born for soul crushing devotion.
t shirt that says “ask me about the time loop” and i wear it every day
penis with a bendy section in the middle like a straw
artist's impression
it makes accordion noises when it goes from soft to hard and back
"I'm gonna suck you so silly your sea shanty goes from dirge to ditty."
Is that what you do with a drunken sailor?
Not THAT early in the morning.
how dare you treat me like this dont you know im neurodivergent and *remembers i’m over 18* a major
i enjoy the phrase creature comforts because i am a creature and i want to be comfortable