loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
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[ ] Single
[ ] Married
✅️ Feral
unionion the union onion
unionion the union onion
unionion the union onion
mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death
You gotta write for funsies sometimes. Everything doesn’t have to be groundbreaking. Like. Who cares if it’s a little silly it is made out of love
im putting a fruit sticker on you. im sprinkling blades of grass on you. im offering wedges of my tangerine to you. etc.
i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch
thwack
thwack
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*brief thinking pause*
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thwack
id like to present to you my proposal for a Michigan-less super lake
Lake No More Michigan
Lake Michigone
i hope you find someone that bites you, but is always gay and weird about it. peace and love on planat arrth
